facejaculate
Fuck man I was popping pimples today and I facejaculated all over the mirror, it took me 3 hours to clean it up
facejaculate by ScheppDaddy July 7, 2016
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fauxjaculate
fauxjaculate, noun, fó-jac-úláte 1.The act of bringing ones self to the brink of ejaculation then pausing for a brief period of time before finishing yourself off. This process yields much higher pleasure levels as well as a larger volume of ejaculate. This method can be used repeatedly depending on the mental fortitude of the ejaculator. see also; Procrasturbate.
Randolf fauxjaculated four times before nutting up the toilet in anticipation of his hot date with Ms. Spencer.
fauxjaculate by Biginuf2500 January 10, 2014
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farjaculate
The action of farting whilst ejaculating, not to be confused with the fart that sneaks out while peeing in a urinal. Typically found in drunken males while fornicating but can be found in in females. Also not to be confused with a queef in females.
farjaculate by Madka June 21, 2010
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fejaculate by Niki February 8, 2005
fartjaculate
1. (v) To expel santorum (ejaculate, lubricant, and stray fecal matter) left in the anus after anal sex. Usually done while sitting on the toilet as if farting or shitting. Often accompanied by wet fart noises.
2. (n) Another word for santorum. The substance which you fartjaculate.
2. (n) Another word for santorum. The substance which you fartjaculate.
(v) After anal sex, Pete likes to sit on the toilet and loudly fartjaculate. He takes the time to reflect, and enjoy the after-tremors of a great anal orgasm.
(n) Tina: "OMG. The most embarrassing thing happened last night."
Lori: "Yeah?"
Tina: "Tommy fucked me up the ass before we went to the Nikki Minaj concert. I thought I was clear, but the last remnants of fartjaculate dripped down my leg during Anaconda. Why can it never all come out in one go?!"
(n) Tina: "OMG. The most embarrassing thing happened last night."
Lori: "Yeah?"
Tina: "Tommy fucked me up the ass before we went to the Nikki Minaj concert. I thought I was clear, but the last remnants of fartjaculate dripped down my leg during Anaconda. Why can it never all come out in one go?!"
fartjaculate by Mouflon Noir July 3, 2016
fejaculate
fejaculate by psycholoog June 21, 2010
Flejaculate
When you flatulate and ejaculate at the same time releaving pressure from both the anal and the penile passages creating the ultimate klimax
So i ate some baked beans a couple of days ago and when i went to town last night i flejaculated so frickin hard...so yea me and my girlfriend broke up.
Flejaculate by xxXSuckerofsatanscockXxx February 17, 2020
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