facejaculate

When you're popping pimples and when you pop it you ejaculate.

Fuck man I was popping pimples today and I facejaculated all over the mirror, it took me 3 hours to clean it up

by ScheppDaddy July 7, 2016

fauxjaculate

fauxjaculate, noun, fó-jac-úláte 1.The act of bringing ones self to the brink of ejaculation then pausing for a brief period of time before finishing yourself off. This process yields much higher pleasure levels as well as a larger volume of ejaculate. This method can be used repeatedly depending on the mental fortitude of the ejaculator. see also; Procrasturbate.

Randolf fauxjaculated four times before nutting up the toilet in anticipation of his hot date with Ms. Spencer.

by Biginuf2500 January 10, 2014

farjaculate

The action of farting whilst ejaculating, not to be confused with the fart that sneaks out while peeing in a urinal. Typically found in drunken males while fornicating but can be found in in females. Also not to be confused with a queef in females.

Bryan was embarrassed when he farjaculated all over Kristin.

by Madka June 21, 2010

fejaculate

Noun, female ejaculation
Verb, the act of a female ejaculating

"That whore fejaculated all over my new Mercedes!"

by Niki February 8, 2005

fartjaculate

1. (v) To expel santorum (ejaculate, lubricant, and stray fecal matter) left in the anus after anal sex. Usually done while sitting on the toilet as if farting or shitting. Often accompanied by wet fart noises.

2. (n) Another word for santorum. The substance which you fartjaculate.

(v) After anal sex, Pete likes to sit on the toilet and loudly fartjaculate. He takes the time to reflect, and enjoy the after-tremors of a great anal orgasm.

(n) Tina: "OMG. The most embarrassing thing happened last night."
Lori: "Yeah?"
Tina: "Tommy fucked me up the ass before we went to the Nikki Minaj concert. I thought I was clear, but the last remnants of fartjaculate dripped down my leg during Anaconda. Why can it never all come out in one go?!"

by Mouflon Noir July 3, 2016

fejaculate

to fejaculate, ejaculation of (wet) feces

I've just fejaculated just outside of the loo.

by psycholoog June 21, 2010

Flejaculate

When you flatulate and ejaculate at the same time releaving pressure from both the anal and the penile passages creating the ultimate klimax

So i ate some baked beans a couple of days ago and when i went to town last night i flejaculated so frickin hard...so yea me and my girlfriend broke up.

by xxXSuckerofsatanscockXxx February 17, 2020