Facejacking 

v. To go on another person's social networking profile that has been left on the computer because the victim is away.

Jimmy left his Facebook on, I'm totally facejacking him!

Facejacking by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010

facejacking 

to post your own self-promoting information on a FaceBook page under the guise of being a friend or fan.

"That motherfucker Joe Schwartz wont stop facejacking his link onto everyone's page."

facejacking by Joe's Black T-Shirt May 4, 2010

facejacking 

When someone comments randomly and unintelligent on your Facebook page.

Facebook user > officially ate a pound of bacon
>user comment> i once made love in bacon grease

I hate facejacking

facejacking by jimmyjenga May 9, 2010

Facejacking 

To go through a friends friend list on facebook and jack friends from them. Identical to Spacejacking on Myspace, only on facebook.

Man, Emily's got a bunch of fine ass friends. I'm going to go facejacking and get at least 4 or 5.

Facejacking by ODUB October 20, 2009

Facewanking 

Facewanking is the act of deliberately searching through an attractive female's Facebook photos to use as a masturbatory aid.

1. Tom: I hope that bitch does accept me on Facebook, I'll be Facewanking all night Stephen: Good plan.

2. That sexy lady who added me the other day has a new album on Facebook called, "Spain". I know what I'll be doing later.

Facewanking by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010

Facecocking 

The unnecessary use of social media when a private message is more appropriate - usually with the intent of indirectly showing off.

An example of Facecocking as written on someone's facebook wall:

"Hey girlfriend - I'm in a cab in New York right now. Meet me outside the club in five minutes."

"Hey dude can I borrow your bike? I'm going to ride across the country tomorrow. It's going to be rad."

Facecocking by Borax500 August 10, 2012

facebalking 

(v.) fusion of the noun, facebook, and the verb, to stalk; to stalk members of the facebook community so frequently that one cannot waste the time uttering the two separate words for the unbearable thought that during the slight pause between "facebook" and "stalking," more than one person may have updated their profile.

"OMG, I was totally facebalking this afternoon and saw that so-and-so wore your dress out last night on a date with your ex-boyfriend!"

facebalking by Kasie Lynn Clouser August 25, 2007