Ess on my dee

Suck on my dick. S-on-my-D.

"Ess on my dee."

by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010

World of Warcraft

The reason I'm still a virgin.

In World of Warcraft, I'm a level 70 Paladin.

by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010

Anne Frank's drum kit

n. Often used for the worst player in a league being moved from one team to the next.

"You're as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit."

by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010

Watchmen

Pornography for comic nerds.

One part in Watchmen has a girl getting gang-banged by a bunch of blue dongs.

by UrbanLynx March 19, 2010

Facejacking

v. To go on another person's social networking profile that has been left on the computer because the victim is away.

Jimmy left his Facebook on, I'm totally facejacking him!

by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010

Shit the bed

Means something went terribly wrong.

Larry: "I was sleeping with this girl last night and I woke up t see she that she had shit the bed."

by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010

Shit My Dick

"Shit my dick" is an exclamatory sentence said when you are in awe. Usually said after an "oh".

Person 1: "Casey slept with Jimmy and Devon last night.

Person 2: "Oh, shit my dick!"

by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010