facebagger

A person that comments on facebook links only to have arguments

I wasted the whole weekend thinking I could have a reasonable discussion with facebaggers.

by thebiscuit January 25, 2012

facehugger

The "facehugger" is a creature that as created by the artist H.R. Giger in the "Alien" movies. Facehuggers typically lie dormant in eggs until they sense the movement of a possible host, at which point they hatch. They attack by attaching themselves to a host's face and implanting them with an alien parasite, using a tube which is inserted into the host's mouth. This process varies in length from about 15 minutes to a few hours. After they have implanted the embryo, they detach from their host and die. The alien embryo then grows inside the host's ribcage and bursts out of them after a period of a few days, although this timeframe may vary.

All you have to know is if you see one of these things, run for the hills.

by crazyrabbits May 14, 2005

feebagger

1. refers to an airline that charges a fee for checked bags, while decreasing the size of their overhead bins to force you into checking luggage.

A-Airlines is such a feebagger, they charged me a fee to check my bags, to use the bathroom, and even to look out the window.

by Fotofly November 30, 2010

fagbagger

someone who bags fags

bwaha...look at that faggbagger

by eyephuqdyamum April 13, 2005

Fuckbaggery

The act of any complete idiot that generally hinders, disturbs or ruins a normal person's day.

Any act committed by a fuckbag.

There was a huge pile-up on the interstate casued by the fuckbaggery of one driver.

by Bama Fett October 6, 2009

facebragger

Facebragger (n) - One who uses Facebook as a platform to brag. Normally about a job, intern-ship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but they like to tell everyone because they're awesome.

These are all taken from peoples 'status' on facebook. Otherwise known as a 'facebragger'

"My new jeans look damn good.....rocking them tonight with some new Armarni! =)"

"Weight lifting @ 5, personal training @ 7, then off to the cactus @ 10 wearing the Dolce & Gabbana"

"I lost 17kg this week! guess thats the upside to a break-up"

"off to Hawaii for 3 weeks"

"Soooooooooo f!@#$!* stoked!!! my parents just bought me a new Mercedes!!!!!!"

"banged 6 different chicks in 24 hours! and I didn't have to pay for any of them! :)"

by AMPBCSVD December 16, 2009

fleebagger

Popularized by Michelle Malkin, it refers to a politician that flees their home state to avoid a quorum, and thus stifle legislation from being passed. In the original context, the term referred to Democrats who fled the state of Wisconsin to avoid the passing of a bill that would rescind collective bargaining rights for Wisconsin public sector unions.

"Scores of Fleebagger Democrats are now in hiding in neighboring Illinois, the nation’s sanctuary for political crooks and corruptocrats." -Michelle Malkin, "Fleebaggers" (NRO; 23 Feb 2011)

by DrCruel March 11, 2011