A person who goes on a
simple hike but proceeds to wear a fanny pack, or fag bag, and claims that it is a "practical hiking
gear satchel" and has unnecessary energy
bars for the hike.
"
Dude, the hike is only a mile
long to the lighthouse, why bring the fag bag?"
"Hey, you can never be too prepared! I also have a compass and flashlight."
"You'
re such a fagbagger."