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facebragger 

Facebragger (n) - One who uses Facebook as a platform to brag. Normally about a job, intern-ship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but they like to tell everyone because they're awesome.
These are all taken from peoples 'status' on facebook. Otherwise known as a 'facebragger'

"My new jeans look damn good.....rocking them tonight with some new Armarni! =)"

"Weight lifting @ 5, personal training @ 7, then off to the cactus @ 10 wearing the Dolce & Gabbana"

"I lost 17kg this week! guess thats the upside to a break-up"

"off to Hawaii for 3 weeks"

"Soooooooooo f!@#$!* stoked!!! my parents just bought me a new Mercedes!!!!!!"

"banged 6 different chicks in 24 hours! and I didn't have to pay for any of them! :)"
facebragger by AMPBCSVD December 16, 2009
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FaceBragger 

when someone makes there profile picture a model shot or shirtless(for guys) so that people will tell them how amazing they look in it.
Girl: "wow have you seen that kid, Ryan? His shirtless in his facebook profile picture, what a facebragger."
FaceBragger by mhmmmmmmm123456789 October 3, 2009

Facebragging 

the act of using a social networking site in order to show off or impress others with material items and/or fun activities. may include status updates, comments, or most often, pictures.
alright, I posted those pictures of us at the lake. Im done facebragging for the day.
Facebragging by tf27 July 9, 2010

FaceBraggart

An individual who, when they have completed an act they are

proud of, posts it multiple times as their status on a social

networking site until they feel they have earned enough

attention for it. FaceBraggarts are most commonly Attention

Whores too.
Mitch: Jake posted about his fight five times on FB last night

Alec: He only got 1 like on the first three, but the fourth and fifth got him a few comments.

Mitch: That kid is a serious FaceBraggart

Facebraggart

The act of posting only statuses that depict you as happy wealthy and wonderful.
If I see Darla facebraggart one more status about her perfect day, dinner, hot tub or carribean vacation Im totally gonna defriend her.

facebraggin 

(feys-brag-ging) verb; to post irrelevant information about yourself that no one really cares about on Facebook to boast because your insecure and want people to know you are special.
Did you his facebraggin post?

"Just got back from Turks and Caicos Islands on vacation, I'm so exhausted!"
facebraggin by beniop October 27, 2009

facebragging 

when people post depressing statuses on facebook and want the world to feel sorry for them.
Emily- 'today was the worst day ever, im crying my eyes our right now'

Dude did you see Emily's status? She really needs to stop facebragging. No one cares.
facebragging by Linda Brooks July 8, 2009