face-bagged 

A Facebook twist on the term "teabagged"

1) The term used when one is in the same room with a person/people who have a mobile subscription to your Facebook status and you update in front of them, causing them to dive for their phones, only to read something they already knew.
2) Any time Facebook commits an error.
3) When someone enters the same status you were going to use before you.

My phone just went off, it better not be you updating your Facebook! Oh crap, it is you. I got FACE-BAGGED!

I updated my status on my phone like an hour ago, you never got it?! Man, I got FACE-BAGGED!

Oh this is so cool, I gotta put this as my status. What?! You already did!!? I got FACE-BAGGED.

face-bagged by LuvMyBug July 31, 2011

Face Baggery

To make numerous argumentative posts of an apoplectic or advocating nature while disingenuously claiming apathy on the subject matter.

-OR-
Apoplectically responding to responses containing documented facts with any mixture of: claims of apathy; ignoring facts; changing the argument or simply making more raging posts.

Larry has been committing face baggery again. He keeps making posts on how the apollo moon landing was staged in Hollywood .But when you call him on it says he really doesn't care one way or another. Larry is such a core face bagger.

Face Baggery by Nutty Tech October 26, 2015

Banged in the face with a shitbag 

An exclamation of disgust. Used specifically to elicit the visual of someone preforming fellatio on a person who currently has a colostomy bag.

“I’m going to bang you in the face with a shitbag”

“Well, Bang me in the face with a shitbag, that sucks.”

“Woke up this morning feeling like I got banged in the face with a shitbag”

Banged in the face with a shitbag by Lil hed February 24, 2025

facebagger 

A person that comments on facebook links only to have arguments

I wasted the whole weekend thinking I could have a reasonable discussion with facebaggers.

facebagger by thebiscuit January 25, 2012

Facebanged 

When Someone pokes you on Facebook enough times that they possibly reached some weird Orgasm, Or euphoric state by jabbing their dirty minded greasy fingers into your cyber hot box!

Hey guy, I'm gonna get home & make sure Jamie gets Facebanged! She is so hot. Reality tells me that I'm not good enough for her in society! But Facebook lets me shove things in her you wouldn't believe! Last night I fucked her with the remote for the TV!

Facebanged by Hammitch January 8, 2017