Braedon looks up to see the class fag, Andrew staring at him.
"What, Andy?"
"Oh...nothing." Andrew continues to stare.
"Damn, can I have my face back?"
Andrew busts out crying at the class bursts out in laughter, ridiculing the gay fag.

can i have my face back by Braedon15 January 15, 2009

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.

Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face! by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021

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go and have a shave but not your face

A derogatory way an individual calls another person hairy in parts other than their facial here.

"Hey ADAM go and have a shave but not your face"

go and have a shave but not your face by CHIPSANDSAUCE July 10, 2023

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to have egg on your face

You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.

To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!

to have egg on your face by *Nero Cristallo* January 24, 2018

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