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Face-hugger 

A woman who has an unnatractive pussy and large labia.

When she sits on your face she covers it like the face hugger in the film alien

Google face hugger for images.
That girl last night was gorgeous but she had a scary face-hugger.
Face-hugger by xJo. February 11, 2008
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face-hugger 

Really creepy sexual partner who wants to bear/sire a child at the first opportunity, tries cleaving to someone who is not interested, and if a kid is conceived and born promptly loses interest in it. In short, a bit of a psycho. After the critter in the Alien movies.
I don't know what Alice ever say in Mark. Now she's trying to offload little Gary onto him. She must be a face-hugger.
face-hugger by Fearman June 15, 2007
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Face-hugger 

a dirty cooder that can melt you face off.
The girls face-hugger is nasty.
Face-hugger by Josh March 8, 2005

Face Hugger 

A form of deep throat where the man places his thumbs inside the woman's mouth. He then wraps his fingers around the sides of her head, stretching her mouth open while inserting his cock deep into the back of her throat and ejaculating.
"Dude...I swear I must've been digging into her throat with how deep I plowed last night. Had her head in my hands, mouth wide open...then I stuck it right down her throat and blew my load."

"Kinda like the like the Face Huggers from Alien. Talk about implanting alien babies in her stomach...that's sick man."
Face Hugger by The XRD August 5, 2009

Face Hugger 

When a girl is about to perform a blow job you grab your scrotal skin- stretch it out and smoosh it on her face while making a slurping/sucking sound. The object is to represent- as best as one can- the face hugger from Aliens.
A. Is your girl nasty?
B. Yeah, I did the face hugger on my wife this morning and she loved it.
Face Hugger by Happydude38 August 5, 2014

Face Hugger 

When you put your dick in a persons mouth and wrap your arms and legs around their head
“Yo man, I just did a Face Hugger to Samantha.”
“Isn’t she in a relationship?”
Yea...”
Face Hugger by Wart hunter November 1, 2020

facehugger 

The "facehugger" is a creature that as created by the artist H.R. Giger in the "Alien" movies. Facehuggers typically lie dormant in eggs until they sense the movement of a possible host, at which point they hatch. They attack by attaching themselves to a host's face and implanting them with an alien parasite, using a tube which is inserted into the host's mouth. This process varies in length from about 15 minutes to a few hours. After they have implanted the embryo, they detach from their host and die. The alien embryo then grows inside the host's ribcage and bursts out of them after a period of a few days, although this timeframe may vary.
All you have to know is if you see one of these things, run for the hills.
facehugger by crazyrabbits May 14, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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