1. A fat ape with a huge amount of body hair and BO originating from the far east.
2.A crappy insult.
2.A crappy insult.
by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

by Katzenback January 03, 2008

To Baboon someone is to (often with the help of a large-handed accomplice) slap them firmly on the naked buttocks. The victim's posterior rapidly takes on the bright-red appearance of that of the Hamadryas baboon.
Geoff was just picking up his towel when Al and I gave him a run-up Babooning - man, you could fry an egg on those glowing cheeks!
by doyouknowtheowenbrothers? November 30, 2006

by black nigger balls November 16, 2021

a severe case of monkey butt in which your butthole hurts/itches from not wiping good enough usually made worse by sweat, usually is so bad that it causes the inflicted to uncontrollably itch their butthole similar to baboons
by dirtboy70 February 24, 2010

by Fat alulu June 12, 2021
