withers 

An over enthusiastic form of the infamous fanny wet. It is contagious and should be shouted at pinnacles.
to be used as a verb

"you want to withers with me now, right now"

withers by bettybooped March 30, 2007

withers 

The food that accompanies the main substance of a meal, ie. the veg or chips etc. Similar to afters.

"We're having chicken for tea, what do you want for withers?"

withers by Phil Kirwan January 24, 2008

withers 

Disappearing and boycotting a planned lunch

Where is Matt? We planned a team lunch today.

He's done a withers

withers by Portia2019 March 18, 2019

Withers 

To be blue balled

Little John goes to his doctor
Doctor: What seems to be the problem mate?
John: My balls are swollen and sore after being with my mrs last night.
Doctor: Seems to me you have a case of the withers

Withers by kingofthelads February 23, 2022

withers-mania 

something every child SHOULD experience. without withers mania you might as well start a knitting club now because your life will be boring for your whole life.

person 1:"hey are you ok"
person 2:"no really, ive never experienced withers-mania...."
person 1:"WHAAAAATTT? SERIOUSLY???"

withers-mania by witherslover11 May 29, 2009

old man withers

1. Old Man Withers was the owner of the haunted amusement park in the moive "Wayne's World." If you watch the movie carefully he appears at the beginning as well as the end. He is eating donunts at the bar and Wayne asks, "How is the amusement park going Mr. Withers?" We don't see him again until the end of the movie during the Scooby Doo ending sequence.

2. A humorous name given to old people you dont know

"Look at that Old Man Withers over there at the counter, he can stand."

"Oh my god, its Old Man Withers from the Haunted amusement park!"

old man withers by old man withers November 11, 2006

sticky withers 

Post-fap regret.

After I watched that octopus girl hentai, I came down with a serious case of the sticky withers.

sticky withers by Tniuqonhcetsquirt July 27, 2017