Definitions by ChuckChuckGoof

SURPRISE WEENS

When you randomly DM someone with a image/gif of wiener dogs, sometimes accompanied by the message, “SURPRISE WEENS”

Not to be confused with sending random people dick pics (ya pervert)

Timbo: Huh, Jimothy sent me a message.
Jimothy: SURPRISE WEENS
Timbo: Aw those are some beautiful wieners

SURPRISE WEENS by ChuckChuckGoof November 15, 2025

Old Harold 

An old man that often spends his time in his condo. He often goes outside and angrily yells at the neighborhood kids for the hell of it, and his hairline has receded past the top of his head. He also occasionally fakes seizures to try and get insurance money (it always fails), and is overall a bitter old man to have to deal with.

Jack: Hey, did you hear that Old Harold is in the hospital again?
Dmitri: Oh, he's just trying to get insurance money again.

Old Harold by ChuckChuckGoof August 1, 2025

Poopy in my nappy

Exactly as it sounds: when you take a shit while wearing a diaper. Bonus points if you’re British.

Simon: Oh blimey, I went poopy in my nappy!
Richard: Bloody hell, you stupid wanker. Your shite stinking up the whole goddamn room.

Poopy in my nappy by ChuckChuckGoof December 29, 2024

can i have my face back 

A question to ask when someone rips your face off thinking that you're wearing a mask like on Scooby Doo.

Peter: A SKELETON!!!
Old Man Withers: Can I have my face back?
Peter: No! You're going to jail!

can i have my face back by ChuckChuckGoof December 5, 2022

Big Rigs

is a terrible game

Joe: Hey Dave, have you played Big Rigs?
Dave: Yeah, and it sucked.

Big Rigs by ChuckChuckGoof July 9, 2019

hayelp 

How you say help but in a Southern/Redneck Accent

Redneck: Somebody plz hayelp me tend to mah darn tootin' farm!

hayelp by ChuckChuckGoof July 8, 2019