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fēmasco 

"fēmasco" - a variant of the well known noun - fiasco - a situation that is a complete failure, especially in a ludicrous or humiliating way that spirals uncontrollably toward higher and higher levels of entropy. In order to be a fēmasco, the fiasco must involve at least one man and two or more women. The triangle scenario is most prevalent. Very often the predicament is quite ironic and unpredictable, evading all attempts at amelioration, logic and good sense, even when the parties involved are usually well intentioned and rational. Often fueled by inexperience, poor judgement, self-interest, various passions, and emotions such as jealousy, greed, anxiety, vindictiveness, etc., the word is part of a new popular effort to make the English language gender based. This word is a noun of feminine gender, accentuated (obviously) by the accent mark over the letter e, which also emphasizes the requisite involvement of at least two females who may be either allied by shared interest to exacerbate the fēmasco and intentionally make the man suffer, or more likely opposing female parties, with interests at odds, possessing exclusive goals, together achieving some sort of critical mass that initiates a chain reaction that cannot be controlled no matter the efforts of the male party - resulting in some type of explosion.
Although his intentions were sincere and desirous of establishing a harmonious mutual friendship with the two women, his inexperienced efforts quickly deteriorated into a rapidly expanding fēmasco that took on a life of its own and threatened to melt the very atmosphere.
fēmasco by nothinc November 21, 2020
Words you can keep

femasculine 

that guy was so femasculine. i couldn't tell if he was straight or not.
femasculine by mummy_of_4 August 26, 2009

femasculine 

A male who is overly feminem but straight.
(Wears makeup/tight pants/tight clothes)

ie-Davey Havok, Marilyn Manson, Johnny Depp.

Omar- "Mmmm, Johnny is lookin' good in that edward scissorhands movie"
Hector- "yeah to bad he's got a wife and kids"
Omar-"talk about a femasculine man..."
femasculine by ShyBoysWinXO November 9, 2007

femasculate 

When butch lesbians try to make gay men, trannyboys or anyone else feel like they are not tough enough. Usually occurs in queer bars.
Man, fuck that place. Everytime I need to take a piss, some ugly dyke femasculates me for being in the girl's bathroom.
femasculate by SdotCarter April 13, 2008

Toxic Femasculinity 

A bimbo who miss-uses the term "Toxic Masculinity" because she doesn't get her way or doesn't like something." miss use of the term
Karen's Toxic femasculinity peaked after she shit her pants rollerblading and her boyfriend refused to pick her up, she said his toxic masculinity is in the way
Toxic Femasculinity by pryapus July 22, 2020

femasculine 

A woman who looks like a man, but is really a woman. a.k.a dyke. Its whenever something that is inherently female ends up being too manly. It can be used as an adjective, adverb, or part of a noun phrase
"She is too femasculine! Look at that coat!"

"that femasculine sex last night wasn't very good, I think I broke a rib."

pointing to a shemale:
"That is sooo femasculine"
femasculine by jamiejamiejames April 7, 2011

Femasculated 

When a fool tryin to play you, and you feelin like less of a woman.
I can’t use my hands to drink my beer because I’m in a tucked into a blanket burrito, if you feed it to me, I’ll feel femasculated.
Femasculated by Krazymastro November 5, 2018
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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