förtner

A person who doesn't get along with others very well, dislikes company, and doesn't like anybody in general.

Guy #1: "Man did you hear about that Förtner, they hate us..."
Guy #2: "Yeah, it sucks"

by Pvp_ July 26, 2018

Flag

Get the förtner mug.

Jonny Fortner

a name

a cool kid who is the best skater and guitar player and has the hottest girlfriend

Man, Jonny Fortner is cool

by Jonny Fortner March 16, 2004

Flag

Get the Jonny Fortner mug.

Related Words

förtner • Jonny Fortner • fartner • forner • fortier • Fartnership • Forters • forkner • Fornering • fornermer

fortnire

When you spell fortnite wrong because you have big ass fingers

Man: Damnit! I spelled fortnire wrong!
Man 2: U mean Fortnight?
Man 3: Nah it's Fortnite

by RamenLady69 May 16, 2018

Flag

Get the fortnire mug.

A unification of individuals, usually taking place in a restroom or similar facility, wherein said individuals engage in flatulence that is clearly noticeable to those entering the restroom at a later date.

"Dude, what's going on with the bathroom on the fifth floor? It's really disgusting."

"Actually, I think some fartnership meetings were held in the 5th and 6th floor men's bathrooms today. I noticed that they left some of their materials there, though.."

See also Nasca v. GC Services Ltd. Fartnership, No. 01CIV10127, 2002 WL 31040647 (S.D.N.Y. Sep. 12, 2002).

by ICBLs April 22, 2010

Flag

Get the Fartnership mug.

fartner

As distinct from romantic ‘partner’, a fartner is someone in a relationship who feels sufficiently comfortable with their romantic partner as to fart freely in their presence. Generally, fartnerships take a moderate amount of time and inconsideration to develop, and, consequently, may be viewed as a more well-established relationship than a typical romantic partnership.

Jane: “Hi, there. You’re Michael, right? You’re Melissa’s partner?”

Michael: “Fartner, actually. Melissa and I are fartners. We’ve been together for about three years, now.”

by Reginald Smiley April 8, 2008

Flag