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Bad ass true person who dont like rats
I love having forkner here
forkner by Forkner May 9, 2018
Words you can keep

lauren kelsie forkner 

The most amazing girl in the entire world she deserves the best

She is such a nice person when ever someone is feeling down she just knows how to cheer them up

Even when she should "strongly dislike" someone she doesn't because she is way to amazing

Lauren I am sorry about everything you deserve the best. I know when your older your ganna do great things with your life because your a smart and talented woman

I just want you to be happy.

I love you "too infinity and beyond" -Buz Lightyear
Lauren Kelsie forkner is so smart
lauren kelsie forkner by Tyshdhsb January 23, 2014

Forklery 

instead of cutlery i.e forks,knifes,spoons.
Just a bunch of forks..Forklery.
Forklery by petsrus September 26, 2009
Texas state Rep. Debbie Riddle (R): "Goddam forners and there terrist anchor babbys"
forner by bhny August 14, 2010
bad ass mother forkers that dont fork around when it comes to forking the homes of people that forking deserve it.

förtner 

A person who doesn't get along with others very well, dislikes company, and doesn't like anybody in general.
Guy #1: "Man did you hear about that Förtner, they hate us..."
Guy #2: "Yeah, it sucks"
förtner by Pvp_ July 26, 2018

ranch forker 

A person who dips their fork in the sauce/dressing/ranch before grabbing their food with the fork while eating.
I saw you put some ranch on your fork before you ate that salad, you ranch forker!
ranch forker by RedLucasMiller August 23, 2020
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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