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lauren kelsie forkner 

The most amazing girl in the entire world she deserves the best

She is such a nice person when ever someone is feeling down she just knows how to cheer them up

Even when she should "strongly dislike" someone she doesn't because she is way to amazing

Lauren I am sorry about everything you deserve the best. I know when your older your ganna do great things with your life because your a smart and talented woman

I just want you to be happy.

I love you "too infinity and beyond" -Buz Lightyear
lauren kelsie forkner by Tyshdhsb January 23, 2014

Forklery 

a bunch of forks.
instead of cutlery i.e forks,knifes,spoons.
Just a bunch of forks..Forklery.
Forklery by petsrus September 26, 2009
Texas state Rep. Debbie Riddle (R): "Goddam forners and there terrist anchor babbys"
forner by bhny August 14, 2010
bad ass mother forkers that dont fork around when it comes to forking the homes of people that forking deserve it.
you mother forker!!!!

förtner 

A person who doesn't get along with others very well, dislikes company, and doesn't like anybody in general.
Guy #1: "Man did you hear about that Förtner, they hate us..."
Guy #2: "Yeah, it sucks"
förtner by Pvp_ July 26, 2018

ranch forker 

A person who dips their fork in the sauce/dressing/ranch before grabbing their food with the fork while eating.
I saw you put some ranch on your fork before you ate that salad, you ranch forker!
ranch forker by RedLucasMiller August 23, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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