f'tard

Significantly delayed, possessing extremely subnormal intelligence, mental development, or common sense. Whereas retarded indicates a physical or medical cause for the cognitive delays, an f'tard is someone who lacks mental facilities or intelligence without any discernible medical reason.

That f'tard just drove away from the gas station with the gas pump still stuck in his car!

f'tard by Squirrleynuts March 26, 2010

f-tard 

Significantly delayed, possessing extremely subnormal intelligence, mental development, or common sense. Whereas retarded indicates a physical or medical cause for the cognitive delays, an f'tard is someone who lacks mental facilities or intelligence without any discernible medical reason.

Don't be such an f-tard, quit trying to drink gasoline!

f-tard by Squirrleynuts March 26, 2010

f-tard 

An idiot, retard, someone of a stupid mind, with no commom sense.

UGHHH! You F-TARD!

f-tard by Applemartinidinosaurpurplerain August 9, 2008

F - Tard 

You are really just calling them a Fucking Retard but with abbreviations, thus making it less "offensive"

" I can't believe he did that, what an F - Tard!"

F - Tard by Trista Jolie September 26, 2007

F- tard 

The cum shot your mom shouldve swallowed.

YOU F- TARD!!!

F- tard by F- tard January 8, 2018

f-tard 

The f-tard feels no pain, as we taste it (in the sense we mean), and is retard-strong, reducing internal microstate density. The stratification of f-tard order dictates a greater entropy (social degree of disorder) in the surrounding grand scheme. Respect for the "ultimate disabled" is an inversion. Wasted time is what really cripples us, what the time demon, entropy, inhabits and feeds on. The mind is what counts. Conscious awareness is the fourth dimension. Sharing graciously, owing a debt of gratitude for the health we enjoy, the cards we were dealt. I wasn't meant to live.

Fooling with the f-tard is like taking on a midget. You can't win

f-tard by Fanwood Watcher February 16, 2020

Sweaty F Tard 

Translates to "Sweaty Fuck Tard". Refers to an individual who produces an amount of sweat which is more than considered to be normal. Signs of a Sweaty F Tard will usually be noticeable sweat patches on the back, under the tits, face and underarms.

Look at that Sweaty F Tard. He' so sweaty.

Sweaty F Tard by Captain McAwesome Junior November 14, 2010