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F.R.E.D

Standing for Fucking Rediculous Eating Device, the FRED is very handy in situations when you need a can opener, spoon and a bottle opener. Found in the ration pack of the Australian army and probaly other armies or groups too.
Hey can u chuck us that FRED so i can open this gaddam can of peaches!
by Carlo.S April 29, 2005
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Front to rear end device, left over from train yard slang, can also be used to describe any skanky hobag as a sexual device.
OMFG look at Marshia, she is such a F.R.E.D.!
by thehampster October 4, 2007
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Fucking Random Erectile Dis-function, happens during intercourse, the male's penis goes floppy like jelly in the woman's vagina.
Ooooh Yeeeah oh crap its happened agin, F.R.E.D. go away!!!
by Lyceria October 8, 2010
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First Round Early Departure.. This word is used in tennis. Usually one would play singles and doubles in a tournament, but if u loose first round, some pull out of the doubles and go home.
I was getting ready for my doubles match when I found out my partner had lost in singles and had pulled a F.R.E.D
by da hog April 20, 2008
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F r e e d o m

Adj. Used to describe a state of being where one is unencumbered by material possession and emotional ties.
F r e e d o m's just another word for nothing left to lose.
Nothin', and that's all that Bobby left me.
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something that mel gibson believes in.....go braveheart!!!
Executioner: The prisoner wishes to say a word.
William Wallace: FREEEEE-DOMMMMMM!

William Wallace: "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
by Sourskittle69185 September 1, 2005
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A noble cause often used for the purposes of evil
Person 1: Hey did you see we are going to kill people to spread freedom!
Person 2: Yeah, lets force that freedom on their asses

How can the war be bad? we are spreading F r e e d o m
by Devster April 26, 2006
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