F.R.E.D

Standing for Fucking Rediculous Eating Device, the FRED is very handy in situations when you need a can opener, spoon and a bottle opener. Found in the ration pack of the Australian army and probaly other armies or groups too.

Hey can u chuck us that FRED so i can open this gaddam can of peaches!

by Carlo.S April 29, 2005

F.R.E.D

First Round Early Departure.. This word is used in tennis. Usually one would play singles and doubles in a tournament, but if u loose first round, some pull out of the doubles and go home.

I was getting ready for my doubles match when I found out my partner had lost in singles and had pulled a F.R.E.D

by da hog April 20, 2008

F.R.E.D.

Front to rear end device, left over from train yard slang, can also be used to describe any skanky hobag as a sexual device.

OMFG look at Marshia, she is such a F.R.E.D.!

by thehampster October 4, 2007

F.R.E.D.

Fucking Random Erectile Dis-function, happens during intercourse, the male's penis goes floppy like jelly in the woman's vagina.

Ooooh Yeeeah oh crap its happened agin, F.R.E.D. go away!!!

by Lyceria October 8, 2010