Standing for Fucking Rediculous Eating Device, the FRED is very handy in situations when you need a can opener, spoon and a bottle opener. Found in the ration pack of the Australian army and probaly other armies or groups too.
by Carlo.S April 30, 2005
First Round Early Departure.. This word is used in tennis. Usually one would play singles and doubles in a tournament, but if u loose first round, some pull out of the doubles and go home.
I was getting ready for my doubles match when I found out my partner had lost in singles and had pulled a F.R.E.D
by da hog April 20, 2008
Front to rear end device, left over from train yard slang, can also be used to describe any skanky hobag as a sexual device.
by thehampster September 21, 2007
Fucking Random Erectile Dis-function, happens during intercourse, the male's penis goes floppy like jelly in the woman's vagina.
by Lyceria October 07, 2010