f-tard

Significantly delayed, possessing extremely subnormal intelligence, mental development, or common sense. Whereas retarded indicates a physical or medical cause for the cognitive delays, an f'tard is someone who lacks mental facilities or intelligence without any discernible medical reason.

Don't be such an f-tard, quit trying to drink gasoline!

by Squirrleynuts March 26, 2010

f-tard

An idiot, retard, someone of a stupid mind, with no commom sense.

UGHHH! You F-TARD!

by Applemartinidinosaurpurplerain August 9, 2008

F - Tard

You are really just calling them a Fucking Retard but with abbreviations, thus making it less "offensive"

" I can't believe he did that, what an F - Tard!"

by Trista Jolie September 26, 2007

Sweaty F Tard

Translates to "Sweaty Fuck Tard". Refers to an individual who produces an amount of sweat which is more than considered to be normal. Signs of a Sweaty F Tard will usually be noticeable sweat patches on the back, under the tits, face and underarms.

Look at that Sweaty F Tard. He' so sweaty.

by Captain McAwesome Junior November 14, 2010

F uck Tard

A person who constantly makes mistakes or makes an over all fool of them self

"Did you see what Chase wore to the strip club?, He looked like a F uck Tard"

by Ice 9 March 3, 2008

F uck Tard

A person who constantly makes mistakes a fool of them self

"Did you see what Chase wore to the strip club?, He looked like a F uck Tard"

by Ice 9 March 3, 2008

OM(F)G-Tarded

An act which defies both physics and logic; one which can only be described using the words "OM(F)G".

Oh My (Fucking) God, you should have seen it! I don't know how, but he actually got back up and tried it again!! It was the most OM(F)G-Tarded thing I've seen in my life!!! I mean, really...what was he thinking????

by Coda_Samardon May 20, 2011