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eyelid inventory 

When you are tossing and turning in your sleep. You keep your eyes shut but the brain traffic won't stop and all those people talking in your head are inviting more people over. Pretty soon you have to take stock of the situation otherwise the cranial inventory is out of your control and your brain might explode. Eyelid Inventory is the only way to keep the situation on your level. You may not sleep but your chaos is organized.
And your pillow case is clean in the morning
After a full night on the town and ignoring her AM deadlines, Demonica crashed on her bed only to find sleep was illusive and decided to do some eyelid inventory to avert the inevitable mental trainwreck.
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eyeliner 

Makeup applied to emphasize the shape of the eyes, but can also be applied to achieve intensity and definition. Usually comes from a "pencil" and is applied under and above in eye.
Overdoing eyeliner makes you look messed up!
eyeliner by Endit October 11, 2004

Eyelid Assassin 

An Eyelid Assassin is an individual who has an unusual fetish of ejaculting in their companions eye for the night. Typically the Eyelid Assassin approaches his companion, and upon the first hint that sex is in the cards, he will ask his partner if he can tape their eyelids open during sex so he can see the complete ecstasy he is bringing during inter course. Once the assassin is about to orgasm, he pulls his cock out, and instead of shooting his hearty load in the mouth, turns his massive cock towards the eyes and unloads a scorching hot load, which makes them scream in pain due to the heat. Typically the results are a burnt cornea, but in rare cases leads to blindness. While the odds of you encountering this freak are about the same as you encountering a Sasquatch, you have been warned, this sick twisted son of a bitch exists, and if you are asked to tape your eyelids open, think twice.
I had an encounter with the Eyelid Assassin, and every since that day, I suffer from double vision.
Eyelid Assassin by Tee Cee Deez February 20, 2019
She's the most amazing person understands and tries her best to help anybody. At times is complicated but is lovely and amazingly beautiful. Has the kindess heart. When it comes to defend her family she would do anything.
She that girl she's a real emelita because of her kind heart
emelita by Nyds May 17, 2018

Eyelid Rave 

To rapidly blink your eyelids in a rapid fashion while listening to a musical track that you would normally "rave" to.

Pros:

* Cheaper then a Lightswitch Rave
* Can be customized to the users Raving experience by changing how fast the eyelids are blinked.

Cons:

* May give you a headache.
Man I just had an awesome Eyelid Rave while listening to that Tune!
Eyelid Rave by Daggaroth August 5, 2011

Frozen eyelid 

A frozen eyelid is when you get cum in your eyelids and leave it there for a long period of time and it goes hard.
Donny: Ughh Yeah you might be 83 but you go like a 69 year old

Nan: Woohooo

Donny: Arghh im jizzing everywhere

Nan: Oh fuck not me eye im gonna have frozen eyelids for two weeks
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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