Eyeitis
Eyeitis by Thatguy638637372 October 1, 2016
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Eyetis
the sluggish feeling before engaging into a full deep sleep after eating the maximum amount of food. Its spelling is in direct relation to the eyes that are affected when experiencing this diagnosis. Symptoms are extreme tiredness of the eye lids that slowly pull down to initiate a deep slumber.
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the most incredible thing in the entire universe, the answer to every question, the question to every answer, the meaning of life itself. It is the physical element of what thought is. It is past, present, and future while still being all dimensional itself. If all god’s and goddesses existed from all religions, this would be the god for THEM. It is all love, all beauty and all hatered. So powerful that no one can speak its name fluently while doing many many backflips. For who ever does so, will be the god or goddess of the entire universe itself. It takes only ONE physical form when it wants to interact with the physical world and the people. He is known by many as the dick butt... the greatest and most powerful entity in the entire multiverse.
Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss)
When someone’s cat is so unbelievably fat, it not only breaks the bounds of what “Fat Cat” is in its entirety, while also attracting the attention of nearby pedestrians, who, mind you, are viewing it straight through the panties. Known to be very vivid, defined, wet, and even dripping in some of the most exquisite recorded individuals.
“Yo bro… I can’t believe it… I saw a case of Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss) for the FIRST time today! It was so damn invigorating, got me hard as a roc!”
Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss) by Professorial_Goose_2001 July 4, 2025
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026