Eyeitis 

Infection with the eye

Omg she really has eyeitis! I told her stop wearing everyone's glasses :(

Eyeitis by Thatguy638637372 October 1, 2016

Eyetis 

the sluggish feeling before engaging into a full deep sleep after eating the maximum amount of food. Its spelling is in direct relation to the eyes that are affected when experiencing this diagnosis. Symptoms are extreme tiredness of the eye lids that slowly pull down to initiate a deep slumber.

Thanksgiving dinner, Sunday dinners, corporate dinners, lunches that are larger than normal are all precursors to the eyetis. These meals will initiate the eye lids to close faster than normal and stay shut longer than required.

Eyetis by jbabyis4u October 12, 2011

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the most incredible thing in the entire universe, the answer to every question, the question to every answer, the meaning of life itself. It is the physical element of what thought is. It is past, present, and future while still being all dimensional itself. If all god’s and goddesses existed from all religions, this would be the god for THEM. It is all love, all beauty and all hatered. So powerful that no one can speak its name fluently while doing many many backflips. For who ever does so, will be the god or goddess of the entire universe itself. It takes only ONE physical form when it wants to interact with the physical world and the people. He is known by many as the dick butt... the greatest and most powerful entity in the entire multiverse.

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Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss) 

When someone’s cat is so unbelievably fat, it not only breaks the bounds of what “Fat Cat” is in its entirety, while also attracting the attention of nearby pedestrians, who, mind you, are viewing it straight through the panties. Known to be very vivid, defined, wet, and even dripping in some of the most exquisite recorded individuals.

“Yo bro… I can’t believe it… I saw a case of Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss) for the FIRST time today! It was so damn invigorating, got me hard as a roc!”

Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss) by Professorial_Goose_2001 July 4, 2025