A frozen eyelid is when you get cum in your eyelids and leave it there for a long period of time and it goes hard.
Donny: Ughh Yeah you might be 83 but you go like a 69 year old
Nan: Woohooo
Donny: Arghh im jizzing everywhere
Nan: Oh fuck not me eye im gonna have frozen eyelids for two weeks
Nan: Woohooo
Donny: Arghh im jizzing everywhere
Nan: Oh fuck not me eye im gonna have frozen eyelids for two weeks
by Titty_facker69 May 08, 2016
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