evercrest

insanity

Evercrest means insanity *twitch*

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

EverQuest Widow

Spouse of an EverQuest player. If EQ player found dead, widow can often only identify them in profile, seated, hands on keyboard. Described as widowhood, as partner is largely ignored, except when asked how to spell a word in a thread post(or when widow is asked to order pizza).

"Your husband/wife plays EverQuest?"
"Yes, that's why he didn't come on vacation with me."
OR
"Your husband/wife plays EverQuest?"
"Yeah, I'm an EverQuest widow."

by littlewoo September 13, 2008

Saving Everest

A heartbreaking tale of a boy who attempts to kill himself.

From the outside Everest Finley had it all. Beautiful cheerleader girlfriend, rich family, star quarterback position, popularity, and good looks.

But that's from the outside, and everything isn't as it seems.

Everest Finley attempted to commit suicide, putting everyone into shock. The school's king quickly transforms into the schools new freak.

Beverly Davis is a loner. Invisible to everyone around her, she spends her days working and dealing with her irresponsible mom.

So what happens when the loner and the freak come together?

An unconventional love story.

-Saving Everest Summary

Read this story on Wattpad now.

by NekoWolfie July 24, 2017

mounting everest

Having sex with a large fat woman.

Hey man why the long face?, "Jesus min I was plastered in the toon last night and ended up mounting everest"

by Jimmy Somerville March 8, 2008

mount everbreasts

Giant, sagging, wobbly, stretch-marked breasts that are so big you'd need a ready supply of oxygen to conquer them. Usually the only "attractive" feature a man can find on a grossly overweight woman, even when drunk as hell.

guy 1: "I was so tit-faced last night"
guy 2: "yeah, I could tell, you were in and about that fatty all night"
guy 1: "oh jesus, now I remember, did I try to conquer her mount everbreasts?"
guy 2: "you had to be revived by paramedics mate"
guy 1: "Sir Edmund would be ashamed"

by Mirrorrim August 18, 2007

Everest College

A college accredited by the West Coast Commission of non-accredited schools.

A school for men who only smoke street bowl all day and don't take care of their kids, or women who strip all night and want to make a change.

Courses:
Plumbing
Criminology
Dope Chopping
Dope Cooking
Weed Transporting
Paralegal
Gynaecology

There are some cool bitches who go to this school, and they all have low self esteem.

This college also accepts all types of payments for your tuition:
EPT
Food Stamps
WIC

Everest college upped my pimp game 2000 percent!

I got my bachelor's in three months!

I too can aspire to make minimum wage someday because of everest college.

Fuck the University of Phoenix, I'm down with EVEREST!

by Moeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 11, 2010

Everesting

Cycling up and down any chosen hill repeatedly until reaching the equivalent height of Mt Everest (8,848 metres).

I heard that the everesting of Anderson Street took 350 repeats and more than 24 hours to complete!

by Hells 500 February 9, 2015