Escorting the Obama's to the White House 

Politically correct term for defecating after the inaguration of the United State's 44th president, Barack Obama.

When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.

Randy pretended he was a Secret Service agent when he was escorting the Obama's to the White House.

Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.

Escorting the Obama's to the White House by george takei October 19, 2009

Escorting the Obama's to the White House 

Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Shitting into the toilet.

*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White House"

{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}

Escorting the Obama's to the White House by Mr. President Shit August 21, 2012

escortionist 

An escort that sleeps with you then turns around with proof and tries to blackmail you.

The prostitute I called for has turned into an escortionist and is blackmailing me with photo and videotape for $100 000.00.

escortionist by kimbitz August 21, 2018

Eskortin 

the person to not respond 'ligma balls' if the question 'What does ligma mean' is said

Person 1: What does ligma mean?
Person 2: its a fake disease
Person 3: NO YOU IDIOT ITS LIGMA BALLS YOU ESKORTIN

Eskortin by HaxBroLmao123 November 20, 2018

Efforting 

A made-up word used by TV news producers or assignment editors who should be mouth-punched; often used by people who think it's a more eloquent way of admitting fail.

"Lindsay Lohan mugshots? Oh, yeah, I'm, uh, efforting them now."

"Efforting? Only the paste-eaters in the TV department use that retardese."

Efforting by Elemenopio August 4, 2012

Escortigation

The practice of establishing whether your friend's new 'companion' is in fact being paid for their services as an escort.

After much escortigation it became apparent that Gary's new girlfriend was in fact a dirty stinking hooker.

Escortigation by Chal Val July 18, 2016

Efforting 

A made up word used only by newscasters to show off that they're doing the job they're paid to do. A poor attempt to make the word ‘effort’ into a verb. To make it sound like something simple is tough to do, so they’re making extra effort. Often used as a stall when a report isn’t ready.

We’re efforting to get that hurricane report from the beach ready for you.

Efforting by RadioRay September 29, 2005