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Epcotting 

Drinking while walking and jeering tourists.
Justin: Damn it, where is Brian? We are now leaving!

Tom: He is still Epcotting his way thru a park 5 blocks from here.
Epcotting by dr_rb July 31, 2016

Escorting the Obama's to the White House 

Politically correct term for defecating after the inaguration of the United State's 44th president, Barack Obama.

When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.
Randy pretended he was a Secret Service agent when he was escorting the Obama's to the White House.

Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.

Escorting the Obama's to the White House 

Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Shitting into the toilet.
*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White House"

{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}

Eploiting 

The way "exploiting" is spelled on cover art for Kung Fu Lemon's dubstep track, "Exploiting The Return Policy."

An embarrassing typo that the obviously doesn't realize.
"Hey man, did you check out Kung Fu Lemon's new dubstep, Eploiting The Return Policy?"

"Yeah- wait, what? I thought it was Exploiting The Return Policy..."

"Nah man, look at the cover art."

"Oh shit, you're right. My bad."
Eploiting by squeeziepleasie September 14, 2011

Epcoting 

Sharing or attempting to share international things with someone. Also can be the general sharing of international information.
Hey let me epcot you on this, the french don't have a quater pounder with cheese.

Don't be epcoting me man, I don't care about france.
Epcoting by AskACapperDOTcom June 7, 2009

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026