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Epcotting 

Drinking while walking and jeering tourists.
Justin: Damn it, where is Brian? We are now leaving!

Tom: He is still Epcotting his way thru a park 5 blocks from here.
Epcotting by dr_rb July 31, 2016

Escorting the Obama's to the White House 

Politically correct term for defecating after the inaguration of the United State's 44th president, Barack Obama.

When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.
Randy pretended he was a Secret Service agent when he was escorting the Obama's to the White House.

Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.

Escorting the Obama's to the White House 

Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Shitting into the toilet.
*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White House"

{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}

Eploiting 

The way "exploiting" is spelled on cover art for Kung Fu Lemon's dubstep track, "Exploiting The Return Policy."

An embarrassing typo that the obviously doesn't realize.
"Hey man, did you check out Kung Fu Lemon's new dubstep, Eploiting The Return Policy?"

"Yeah- wait, what? I thought it was Exploiting The Return Policy..."

"Nah man, look at the cover art."

"Oh shit, you're right. My bad."
Eploiting by squeeziepleasie September 14, 2011

Epcoting 

Sharing or attempting to share international things with someone. Also can be the general sharing of international information.
Hey let me epcot you on this, the french don't have a quater pounder with cheese.

Don't be epcoting me man, I don't care about france.
Epcoting by AskACapperDOTcom June 7, 2009
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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