Epcotting 

What John Stamos’s wife Caitlin calls it when he’s trying to get recognized and show how famous he is.

Stamos: *takes a pose and removes sunglasses, looks around”
Caitlin: You’re epcotting again.

Epcotting by soyjoy May 20, 2021

Epcotting 

Drinking while walking and jeering tourists.

Justin: Damn it, where is Brian? We are now leaving!

Tom: He is still Epcotting his way thru a park 5 blocks from here.

Epcotting by dr_rb July 31, 2016

Escorting the Obama's to the White House 

Politically correct term for defecating after the inaguration of the United State's 44th president, Barack Obama.

When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.

Randy pretended he was a Secret Service agent when he was escorting the Obama's to the White House.

Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.

Escorting the Obama's to the White House by george takei October 19, 2009

Escorting the Obama's to the White House 

Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Shitting into the toilet.

*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White House"

{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}

Escorting the Obama's to the White House by Mr. President Shit August 21, 2012

Eploiting 

The way "exploiting" is spelled on cover art for Kung Fu Lemon's dubstep track, "Exploiting The Return Policy."

An embarrassing typo that the obviously doesn't realize.

"Hey man, did you check out Kung Fu Lemon's new dubstep, Eploiting The Return Policy?"

"Yeah- wait, what? I thought it was Exploiting The Return Policy..."

"Nah man, look at the cover art."

"Oh shit, you're right. My bad."

Eploiting by squeeziepleasie September 14, 2011

Epcoting 

Sharing or attempting to share international things with someone. Also can be the general sharing of international information.

Hey let me epcot you on this, the french don't have a quater pounder with cheese.

Don't be epcoting me man, I don't care about france.

Epcoting by AskACapperDOTcom June 7, 2009