Escortish

Meeting a first date (especially from a dating app like Tinder) at a hotel bar.

That girl is so ratchet and escortish. Can you believe she met him at that cheesy Sheraton martini bar?

by LoverofMusic January 20, 2015

escortionist

An escort that sleeps with you then turns around with proof and tries to blackmail you.

The prostitute I called for has turned into an escortionist and is blackmailing me with photo and videotape for $100 000.00.

by kimbitz August 21, 2018

Escortigation

The practice of establishing whether your friend's new 'companion' is in fact being paid for their services as an escort.

After much escortigation it became apparent that Gary's new girlfriend was in fact a dirty stinking hooker.

by Chal Val July 18, 2016

Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Politically correct term for defecating after the inaguration of the United State's 44th president, Barack Obama.

When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.

Randy pretended he was a Secret Service agent when he was escorting the Obama's to the White House.

Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.

by george takei October 19, 2009

Escorts

Escort - to guide, to set right; act as a companion or guard.

Escorts are temporary companions for hire that generally require overhead. This is part of the reason that Escorts charge more than streetwalkers.

Escorts may run ads; need makeup, phones, teeth, and other accessories. Escorts may have web sites and use agencies. Streetwalkers generally do not. All a Streetwalker has to do is step off of the curb.

Sarita was one of those high class Escorts before she turned to drugs.

by SuraScent December 28, 2008

Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Shitting into the toilet.

*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White House"

{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}

by Mr. President Shit August 21, 2012

london escorts

london's top class prostitutes who charge huge money just cuz they dont do business on streets

joe:i hooked up with this hot pros
nik:for how much?
joe:200 pounds
nik:shit thats expensive man.was it a london escort
joe:yea.though expensive,london escorts are smokin hot dude.

by karan kamat April 4, 2009