Escortish
That girl is so ratchet and escortish. Can you believe she met him at that cheesy Sheraton martini bar?
Escortish by LoverofMusic January 20, 2015
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escortionist
The prostitute I called for has turned into an escortionist and is blackmailing me with photo and videotape for $100 000.00.
escortionist by kimbitz August 21, 2018
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Escorting the Obama's to the White House
Politically correct term for defecating after the inaguration of the United State's 44th president, Barack Obama.
When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.
When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.
Randy pretended he was a Secret Service agent when he was escorting the Obama's to the White House.
Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.
Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.
Escorting the Obama's to the White House by george takei October 19, 2009
Escorts
Escort - to guide, to set right; act as a companion or guard.
Escorts are temporary companions for hire that generally require overhead. This is part of the reason that Escorts charge more than streetwalkers.
Escorts may run ads; need makeup, phones, teeth, and other accessories. Escorts may have web sites and use agencies. Streetwalkers generally do not. All a Streetwalker has to do is step off of the curb.
Escorts are temporary companions for hire that generally require overhead. This is part of the reason that Escorts charge more than streetwalkers.
Escorts may run ads; need makeup, phones, teeth, and other accessories. Escorts may have web sites and use agencies. Streetwalkers generally do not. All a Streetwalker has to do is step off of the curb.
Escorting the Obama's to the White House
*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White House"
{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}
{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}
Escorting the Obama's to the White House by Mr. President Shit August 21, 2012
london escorts
joe:i hooked up with this hot pros
nik:for how much?
joe:200 pounds
nik:shit thats expensive man.was it a london escort
joe:yea.though expensive,london escorts are smokin hot dude.
nik:for how much?
joe:200 pounds
nik:shit thats expensive man.was it a london escort
joe:yea.though expensive,london escorts are smokin hot dude.
london escorts by karan kamat April 4, 2009
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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