Eskortin

the person to not respond 'ligma balls' if the question 'What does ligma mean' is said

Person 1: What does ligma mean?
Person 2: its a fake disease
Person 3: NO YOU IDIOT ITS LIGMA BALLS YOU ESKORTIN

by HaxBroLmao123 November 20, 2018

Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Politically correct term for defecating after the inaguration of the United State's 44th president, Barack Obama.

When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.

Randy pretended he was a Secret Service agent when he was escorting the Obama's to the White House.

Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.

by george takei October 19, 2009

Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Shitting into the toilet.

*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White House"

{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}

by Mr. President Shit August 21, 2012

esporting

Esporting or e-sporting is a term that is similar to tryharding but in Fivem Roleplay. Esporting is when you take a roleplay scenario too seriously; treating a fun time as if you were winning a echampion grand final.

Cop: Bro, why are you using every rat spot in this police chase?

Criminal: I only did the airport jump, you just got to be better...
Cop: You are esporting, you're literally not roleplaying

by ehhkk June 24, 2022