esconated 

The act of being made into a scone.

Person 1: You look pretty ugly today.
Person 2: Your mom looks ugly every day.
Person 3 to Person 1: Bro, you just got esconated!

esconated by Duckwings resort November 18, 2017

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

escalated flatulence 

Farting at the top of an escalator so that the smell hovers at the peak of the escalator so everyone who goes up is forced to walk through a gateway of your poop particles

yo i pulled an escalated flatulence in the airport and there must have been 100 people coming up behind me. hahahah

escalated flatulence by Evangee May 23, 2010

That Escalated Quickly 

A phrase used by actor Will Ferrel to describe when a situation goes from calm to Jesus unleashing wrath on earth.

Tom: I hate Kim so much
Fred: Like how much?
Tom: How much? I dislike her so kuch that I would rape her, then burn her in the volcano if Mordor, and send her ashes to the sun on a hydrogen bomb. Thats how much.
Fred: Well, That Escalated Quickly!

That Escalated Quickly by Water is wet July 7, 2014

it's escalated 

It got worse and worse and worse. Really bad. Shockingly bad. To the point it needs to be announced aloud so people are aware of exactly how bad it's got.

Andy said loudly "It's escalated!"

it's escalated by Flimsco April 5, 2020

That De-Escalated Quickly 

When something shocking happens and someone reaction escalates quickly, but then they dial it back almost immediately.

Me: I have more followers than you now, lol.
Brandy: WHAT THE FUCK
Brandy: At least I have more than Joseph lol.
Me: That de-escalated quickly.

North Korea: We gonna bomb Guam!
U.S : YOU WILL BE MET WITH FIRE AND FURY!!!
Both Countries: *sit around doing nothing, with the occasional empty threat*
Me: That de-escalalated quickly.

That De-Escalated Quickly by Lumby_Jack September 17, 2017

escalated 

The act of sexual conduct in a sled form while going down on an escalator that is moving up.

Man, Jim got escalated so hard last night he won't be walking right for at least a couple of weeks.

escalated by anonymous July 4, 2017