eschay 

Term refering to someone of low class with no job or social graces, who enjoys marajuana smoking.

1.Oh my god!.. Look at that Mullet.. What a ***ing eschay!!!!
2. Goddamn eschays stole my beer.

eschay by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Eshay 

Usually white skinny males who like to think they are " Roadmen" or "Gangsters".
Usually walk around in polo shirts or puffer jackets, baggy shorts or tracksuit pants, Nike TNs or ankther type of air force shoe and usually wear brands such as Nautica, Ralph Lauren, Nike, Tommy Hilfiger, Adidas etc. Usually poor as fuck and waste there center link payment on weed or pingas.

Eshay 1 - Oi lad i stopped some cunt out down the train station yesterday

Eshay 2 - oh nooo shit braa! Ya roll him

Eshay 1 - oh yea braa of course, i swear i was like 1 second away from shanking him

Eshay 2 - Fuck lad! If u was there i would of done it braa then went and ripped a few cones out me Gatorade bottle

'Islander walks around corner'

Eshay 1 - .....

Eshay 2 - .....

Islander walks away

Eshay 1 - Fuck cunt i was legit about to shank that dog bra

Eshay 2 - Yea braa same bro

Eshay by Oder the Ogar May 4, 2020

eschatonphobia 

1. fear of the end of all things
2. fear of Eschaton ('last thing')
3. fear of the 'last days'
4. fear of the 'end times'
5. fear of the 'end of the world'

Doctor: "You have any phobias?"
Client: "Um, eschatonphobia - fear of the end of all things"

eschatonphobia by timlight July 6, 2009

eshay 

Australian adolescents/young adults who think that they are top shit, always buying expensive shoes and clothes with their centrelink payouts. They are always buying drugs and stealing from people to support buying drugs when their pay runs out. The last few days of the week before check day are hard for an eshay because they have already spent all their centrelink on shoes and drugs.

never engages with normal society and always hang out in groups with other eshays.

9/10 eshays smoke durries (cigarettes)
10/10 eshay smokers will smoke bumpers (discarded cigarettes on the ground in public places) if they run out of durries or weed.

mate 1: oi brah here comes Jayson...

mate 2: fucking eshay, don't talk to him, he'll probably want to sell you drugs

eshay by DefineThisNigga September 2, 2017

Eshay 

The Eshay is a breed of street rat, mostly found to be in the teenage years. It is common to see these creatures wear sports wear brands with big logos. These baby mammals hunt in large packs to secure their safety. On their own they powerless cowards but once in a pack they start to bark at innocent people, especially the mentally ill. If your trying to spot one of these fascinating creatures I would suggest going to a local shopping centre as this is where they commonly hunt and breed/play/smoke cigs/yell at randoms/run in front of cars ect. *Important Note* If they are wearing a Gucci or LV hat instead of just some lower priced brand (Nike or Adidas) I would stand clear as they may be a high ranking esh lad.

Person 1* - Do you know Daniel?
Person 2* - Oh yeah, are you talking about the eshay daniel?
Person 1* - Yeah that's the guy. Him and his esh lads robbed my grandma on the weekend.

Eshay by Professor Howard June 2, 2020

Eshay 

An 'Eshay' is another term for an Australian lad, the equivalent of a British chav. 'Eshays' are almost always from a poor background, have little or no secondary education and rely on centrelink payments or theft to support their habits of illicit drug use, graffiti and purchasing "fresh gear".

Eshays are generally feared by the public and are notorious for bashing innocent people for their valuables, staring people down and hanging in packs.

Most eshays cannot fight at all however target their victims in large groups. Almost all smoke weed on a regular basis and often get on various other drugs (such as MDMA, amphetamines, LSD) at raves. They enjoy attending hardstyle concerts and are reputable for engaging in their 'gabber dance'.

They are easily identifiable from what they wear:
-striped polo shirts
-any nautica, polo RL, tommy hilfiger gear
-trackpants
- sports shorts
-Nike TNs Shox or airmax's

Eshay 1: Oii Braa, wanna get on sum mad pingas tonight?
Eshay 2: Yeah lad, we gotta get ourselves some ashcay first, how bout we staunch that faggot over there aye bra?

*faggot puts both eshays on their arse*

Eshay by Eshaysbra July 23, 2011

eshay lad 

Teenage Australian chav/gangsta wannabe asswipe. Known for smoking, drinking, stealing, stinking and unprovoked attacks called "staunching". Can usually be frightened away by a large stick or adult with a loud voice.

This ratty little eshay lad was following me around outside the bottle-o the other day calling me a gay cunt asking for ciggies.

eshay lad by Piotr Przytycki November 23, 2013