Mullet

The ideal haircut for a man/woman who is short on change...

Joe walks into the barbershop:

Joe: "How much for a full haircut?"

Barber: "$15 dollars for the whole head..."

Joe: "Well I only have $10, start at the front and give me my moneys worth..."

Result: Mullet

by Fangular May 07, 2005

Mullet

a hairstyle from the 1980's that is all buisness in the front and all party in the back.

Joe Dirt had a major mullet goin on.

by Weird Mal February 09, 2004

Mullet

Business in the front, party in the back. Mullets started in the late 60s early 70s. By the eighties, everyone had them, absolutely everyone (who was white, blacks had jerry curls or high top fades.) Then it all came to an end when Kurt Cobain called Brett Michaels girly-looking. Billy Ray Cyrus had one, but that was like the drunk uncle at a 10 year old's birthday party. Now it's only worn by hockey and soccer players.

The term mullet was invented and 1st used in pop culture by the Beastie Boys. Who knew?

by TheRedMan48 July 31, 2011

Mullet

n. pl. mullet or mul•lets.
1. Any of various stout-bodied, edible fishes of the family Mugilidae.
2. Any haircut inwhich the back is significantly longer than the sides and top of the hair.
see also: shlong, hockey hair, soccer rocker, ape drape, Kentucky waterfall, achy breaky, Missouri comprimise, Tennessee top hat, Canadian passport.

Harry thought the long golden locks of hair would be his future wife, but when he turned around, he soon realized it was only a Mullet.

by Killjoy December 01, 2003

Mullet

One who is found to have sincere business in the front, yet an unmistakable party in the back...the hairstyle often worn by aging rockers who refuse to admit that Warrant is not the best band ever...

Theres a fuckin' huuuge party in the back on that motherfucker, but he's all business up front!

by Fuck Face June 21, 2003

Mullet

A ugly ass hair style worn mostly by hockey boys

Bestie: " Owen is so ugly"
Me: " Yah, especially with that mullet"

by DorasOnCrack November 07, 2022

Mullet

Short, business-like hair in the front and long, Trailer Trash-like hair in the back. Also known as the "10-90", the "neckwarmer", and the "beaver paddle".

"Did you see that dudes 10-90?"

"He looks like my sister!"

by Casey November 29, 2004