eschaton
eschaton by Elder Spawn July 16, 2005
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immanentize the eschaton
immanentize the eschaton by Solomaxwell April 14, 2004
immanentize the eschaton
That time when Terence McKenna was tripping on shrooms and his brother Dennis made a humming noise in his throat that they believed was going to alter the fabric of spacetime and elevate all of humanity to a higher plane of existence.
It's inevitable now, bro. You matched the frequency and started a chain reaction that's going to immanentize the eschaton.
immanentize the eschaton by robot junkyard March 10, 2025
eschatonphobia
1. fear of the end of all things
2. fear of Eschaton ('last thing')
3. fear of the 'last days'
4. fear of the 'end times'
5. fear of the 'end of the world'
2. fear of Eschaton ('last thing')
3. fear of the 'last days'
4. fear of the 'end times'
5. fear of the 'end of the world'
eschatonphobia by timlight July 6, 2009
eschatology
1. The branch of theology that is concerned with the end of the world or of humankind.
2. A belief or a doctrine concerning the ultimate or final things, such as death, the destiny of humanity, the Second Coming, or the Last Judgment.
2. A belief or a doctrine concerning the ultimate or final things, such as death, the destiny of humanity, the Second Coming, or the Last Judgment.
More broadly, eschatology may encompass related concepts such as the Messiah or Messianic Age, the afterlife, and the soul.
eschatology by kaoz22 October 2, 2006
Bush Eschatology
End Times driven by W.
Instigate, provoke and harrass antagonists into cataclysmic end.
Supplement with monumentally cruel and stupid self-inflicted economic wounds on US citizens (see also sub-prime, meltdown, TARP, bailouts, layoffs, bankruptcies, foreclosures, suicides, depression, Halliburton, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Israel, Iran).
Instigate, provoke and harrass antagonists into cataclysmic end.
Supplement with monumentally cruel and stupid self-inflicted economic wounds on US citizens (see also sub-prime, meltdown, TARP, bailouts, layoffs, bankruptcies, foreclosures, suicides, depression, Halliburton, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Israel, Iran).
Bush Eschatology is the endgame for a certain group that wishes for the end of life as we know it.
It is kicked off by a reaction to a devil in a blue dress.
It is kicked off by a reaction to a devil in a blue dress.
Bush Eschatology by Lorenzo di Medici December 29, 2008
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