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ben ervine 

usually hypocritical. smothered in pizza. has a crispy dick. loves dogs. has no friends. always cheats. also two faced, and they are both ugly.
ben ervine by nobodyishere. November 23, 2011
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kenzie ervine 

a girl with a 400000 foot cock that is as wide as a cucumber
“damn that’s kenzie ervine. How does she hide that dick so well
kenzie ervine by bigpeepeesucker September 20, 2020

Tim and Ericed 

To take a funny concept or joke and lean on it until it loses all humor.
John told a killer joke on Monday but every time he told it after that he Tim and Ericed It by adding a long scene about swimming in sewage.

Man, they really Tim and Ericed that sketch with all the stupid close-ups on chicken wings.
verb

When something horribly ironic, annoying or unfortuante happens to you.

Something happens to you that seems like it would also happen to Eric. Usually something bad happens that is then amplified by a certain circumstance.
Joey: "So I was coming down the snowboard run and I hadn't fallen yet. I get to the bottom and say to my friends 'I haven't fallen yet!' at which point I tried to stop and fell. Of course right infront of a cute girl."

Josh: "Man, you just got Ericed."
Ericed by Guy who just got Ericed January 30, 2005
a bitch who gets everything correct and is popular, and control minorities
Kenna-oh look here comes ervic the bitch
ervic by kennajm October 7, 2019
A kind, intelligent person who likes gaming, learning, and is really good at staying up late. A good friend who's fun to be around. He has a stash of candy that he owes.
"ervine is still gaming?? its 2am."
Ervine by momyourreceit March 12, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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