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ben ervine 

usually hypocritical. smothered in pizza. has a crispy dick. loves dogs. has no friends. always cheats. also two faced, and they are both ugly.
ben ervine by nobodyishere. November 23, 2011
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kenzie ervine 

a girl with a 400000 foot cock that is as wide as a cucumber
“damn that’s kenzie ervine. How does she hide that dick so well
kenzie ervine by bigpeepeesucker September 20, 2020

Tim and Ericed 

To take a funny concept or joke and lean on it until it loses all humor.
John told a killer joke on Monday but every time he told it after that he Tim and Ericed It by adding a long scene about swimming in sewage.

Man, they really Tim and Ericed that sketch with all the stupid close-ups on chicken wings.
verb

When something horribly ironic, annoying or unfortuante happens to you.

Something happens to you that seems like it would also happen to Eric. Usually something bad happens that is then amplified by a certain circumstance.
Joey: "So I was coming down the snowboard run and I hadn't fallen yet. I get to the bottom and say to my friends 'I haven't fallen yet!' at which point I tried to stop and fell. Of course right infront of a cute girl."

Josh: "Man, you just got Ericed."
Ericed by Guy who just got Ericed January 30, 2005
a bitch who gets everything correct and is popular, and control minorities
Kenna-oh look here comes ervic the bitch
ervic by kennajm October 7, 2019
A kind, intelligent person who likes gaming, learning, and is really good at staying up late. A good friend who's fun to be around. He has a stash of candy that he owes.
"ervine is still gaming?? its 2am."
Ervine by momyourreceit March 12, 2021