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ben ervine 

usually hypocritical. smothered in pizza. has a crispy dick. loves dogs. has no friends. always cheats. also two faced, and they are both ugly.
ben ervine by nobodyishere. November 23, 2011
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Ervine • kenzie ervine • ben ervine • Ervin • Ervina • Evine • Elvine • Erdine • erine • erinee

kenzie ervine 

a girl with a 400000 foot cock that is as wide as a cucumber
“damn that’s kenzie ervine. How does she hide that dick so well
kenzie ervine by bigpeepeesucker September 20, 2020

kenzie ervine 

A girl with a 495738474 foot cock that she can barely hid in her pants
“damn her name must be kenzie ervine
kenzie ervine by bigpeepeesucker September 20, 2020

evinessence 

A man's smell, attitude, the 'vibe' he gives off, and how people treat him. Different from plain ole "essence" that has a general use.

"Evin" adds a reference to the similar-sounding band and is the name of a man in Hawaii who wears strong cologne and has thereby become associated with the term.
Avery - "What the hell's that smell? It's like someone assed up the Axe in here."
Noah - "Nah, it's Evin, man. Evin and his goddamn essence."
Avery - "I should've known. Evin-fucking-essence."

James - "Don't look now; we got evinessence inbound."
Rayshi - "Where?!"
James - "Don't look so excited. Not that evinessence."
evinessence by Mr. Charisma April 23, 2009
The most beautiful girl you will ever meet! She is cute, smart, talented, and a great friend.
She is always putting a smile on people's faces and making everyone's day great!
Ervina is a great person!
Ervina by ee102105 August 16, 2017
Evine is an incredibly warm person. She will never hesitate to help you when you need it and will always give you hugs when you are feeling down. An Evine will always have snacks at her disposal anytime, any day. Evine is someone you can feel at ease with and get along with very quickly.

If you see an Evine, give her an M&M.
Steven: Hey is that an Evine?
Mag: Yeah! She's the best!
Evine by SlightlyBoiledEgg December 5, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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