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ben ervine 

usually hypocritical. smothered in pizza. has a crispy dick. loves dogs. has no friends. always cheats. also two faced, and they are both ugly.
ben ervine by nobodyishere. November 23, 2011
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Ervine • kenzie ervine • ben ervine • Ervin • Ervina • Evine • Elvine • Erdine • erine • erinee

kenzie ervine 

a girl with a 400000 foot cock that is as wide as a cucumber
“damn that’s kenzie ervine. How does she hide that dick so well
kenzie ervine by bigpeepeesucker September 20, 2020

kenzie ervine 

A girl with a 495738474 foot cock that she can barely hid in her pants
“damn her name must be kenzie ervine
kenzie ervine by bigpeepeesucker September 20, 2020

evinessence 

A man's smell, attitude, the 'vibe' he gives off, and how people treat him. Different from plain ole "essence" that has a general use.

"Evin" adds a reference to the similar-sounding band and is the name of a man in Hawaii who wears strong cologne and has thereby become associated with the term.
Avery - "What the hell's that smell? It's like someone assed up the Axe in here."
Noah - "Nah, it's Evin, man. Evin and his goddamn essence."
Avery - "I should've known. Evin-fucking-essence."

James - "Don't look now; we got evinessence inbound."
Rayshi - "Where?!"
James - "Don't look so excited. Not that evinessence."
evinessence by Mr. Charisma April 23, 2009
The most beautiful girl you will ever meet! She is cute, smart, talented, and a great friend.
She is always putting a smile on people's faces and making everyone's day great!
Ervina is a great person!
Ervina by ee102105 August 16, 2017
Evine is an incredibly warm person. She will never hesitate to help you when you need it and will always give you hugs when you are feeling down. An Evine will always have snacks at her disposal anytime, any day. Evine is someone you can feel at ease with and get along with very quickly.

If you see an Evine, give her an M&M.
Steven: Hey is that an Evine?
Mag: Yeah! She's the best!
Evine by SlightlyBoiledEgg December 5, 2019
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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