erectitude 

The state of being erect.

"My erectitude lasted for 2 hours after I woke up, and I wasn't even thinking about sex!"

erectitude by Dick Gottfried September 29, 2003

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude 

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude by Moose September 23, 2003

rectitude 

That serious, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

The proctologist pulled on the latex glove and approached his patient with rectitude.

rectitude by Socrates52 October 18, 2013

eyetitude 

A threatening attitude expressed through a glare.

Sue got some serious eyetitude from Jeff after she refused him sex for the 3rd week in a row.

eyetitude by greg&patty June 16, 2007

rectitude 

rightness, what happens after you do something morally correct. when you judge correctly in a moral situation. Righteousness.

rectitudinous-adj

i didn't want to punch him because it held little rectitude for me.

i have rectitude because i chose to save my brother instead of a bag of money.

stop being rectitudinous! you're making us all look like immoral thugs.

rectitude by thebabybunny December 10, 2008

erecticide 

A woman who is so undesirable that she can kill an already erect cock within seconds of appearing.

Shirley is such an erecticide...my masssive wood went limp as soon as she walked through the door.

erecticide by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009

exactitude 

Word used by cockheads to say exactness in a complicated way.

It is mission critical that this performance indicator be achieved with great exactitude.

exactitude by Landsat TM January 16, 2016