erecticide 

A woman who is so undesirable that she can kill an already erect cock within seconds of appearing.

Shirley is such an erecticide...my masssive wood went limp as soon as she walked through the door.

erecticide by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009

Erectifier 

- A phaser/flanger effect
- A song

- A device to give you erections! It is based on a suction pump and a silicone massage device.

I need an erection without using meds like viagra!

Get an erectifier!

I need to create some funky sounds!

Get an erectifier

I wonder what the name of this song was!

Get an erectifier!

Erectifier by Fukaface! April 28, 2011

Erectified 

combination of erection/erected and electrified
usually happens when a male gets an erection during hyperactiveness, or when something is so electrifying it gives you an erection.

"Holy shit! dude his penis is erectified"
"Man that made me erectified"
"That was soo f**cking erectifying!"

Erectified by Superant92 September 1, 2009

erecticles 

One word to define the combonation of an erection, testes, and specticles.

I just gnarled my erecticles dude.

erecticles by Kyle Woelkel August 27, 2003

erectitude 

The state of being erect.

"My erectitude lasted for 2 hours after I woke up, and I wasn't even thinking about sex!"

erectitude by Dick Gottfried September 29, 2003

Erectified 

When you didn’t finish the blowing you started the night before.

Husband: When I tried to get you to blow me last night, you were so coked up you wouldn’t shut up long enough for me to stick my dick in your mouth. The situation needs to be erectified.

Erectified by Speak1074 September 15, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019