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Erectifier 

- A phaser/flanger effect
- A song

- A device to give you erections! It is based on a suction pump and a silicone massage device.
I need an erection without using meds like viagra!

Get an erectifier!

I need to create some funky sounds!

Get an erectifier

I wonder what the name of this song was!

Get an erectifier!
Erectifier by Fukaface! April 28, 2011

Erectified 

combination of erection/erected and electrified
usually happens when a male gets an erection during hyperactiveness, or when something is so electrifying it gives you an erection.
"Holy shit! dude his penis is erectified"
"Man that made me erectified"
"That was soo f**cking erectifying!"
Erectified by Superant92 September 1, 2009

erecticles 

One word to define the combonation of an erection, testes, and specticles.
I just gnarled my erecticles dude.
erecticles by Kyle Woelkel August 27, 2003

erectitude 

The state of being erect.
"My erectitude lasted for 2 hours after I woke up, and I wasn't even thinking about sex!"
erectitude by Dick Gottfried September 29, 2003

Erectified 

When you didn’t finish the blowing you started the night before.
Husband: When I tried to get you to blow me last night, you were so coked up you wouldn’t shut up long enough for me to stick my dick in your mouth. The situation needs to be erectified.
Erectified by Speak1074 September 15, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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