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rectitude 

That serious, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
The proctologist pulled on the latex glove and approached his patient with rectitude.
rectitude by Socrates52 October 18, 2013
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rectitude 

rightness, what happens after you do something morally correct. when you judge correctly in a moral situation. Righteousness.

rectitudinous-adj
i didn't want to punch him because it held little rectitude for me.

i have rectitude because i chose to save my brother instead of a bag of money.

stop being rectitudinous! you're making us all look like immoral thugs.
rectitude by thebabybunny December 10, 2008

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude 

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.
Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

rockitude 

The level or quantity of rock a person, place, or thing possesses.
Jimmy Page's Gibson EDS 1275 has an amazing amount of rockitude.
rockitude by iplaywithmadness August 20, 2006

Cranial Rectitus 

A severe medical condition caused by excessive arrogance and ignorance resulting in one's head becoming lodged into their anal rectal region.
My customer was yelling and belittling me . I determined he suffered from Cranial Rectitus.
Cranial Rectitus by K-Krunk November 5, 2017

racktitude 

Way in which breasts are displayed or carried. Includes the use of form fitting clothing with or without a brassiere that enhances the appearance of breasts.
She has a very good racktitude. She is cute, but has a poor or no racktitude. Wow, her racktitude is huge.
racktitude by jimbob8537 April 20, 2005
1) When lifting weight, the act of adding on more weight and doing more reps than you thought you could do with the original amount of weight; maximum exertion.

2) An overall way of life which one goes above and beyond personal expectations.

*Origins: formed from the words repetitions and attitude, reptitude is a personal mind set focused on consistently outperforming expectations. While its origins are in the gym, reptitude has become a way of life for many outside as well.

Other forms: Reptitudical
1) He called me out on the triceps machine so I put on more weight and did more reps than I ever thought I could - REPTITUDE!!!

2) Everyone told him he'd never be able to do it, and he did, twice as fast as he ever though he'd be able to - REPTITUDE!!!

3) That dude was getting REPTITUDICAL in the gym today - REPTITUDICAL!!!
Reptitude by GetHuge315 March 14, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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