rectitude

That serious, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

The proctologist pulled on the latex glove and approached his patient with rectitude.

by Socrates52 October 18, 2013

rectitude

rightness, what happens after you do something morally correct. when you judge correctly in a moral situation. Righteousness.

rectitudinous-adj

i didn't want to punch him because it held little rectitude for me.

i have rectitude because i chose to save my brother instead of a bag of money.

stop being rectitudinous! you're making us all look like immoral thugs.

by thebabybunny December 10, 2008

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

by Moose September 23, 2003