Erectitus

uncontrollable erections, usually caused by any and or all women

"dude i think i have a bad case of erectitus, everytime i see a chic, BAM!!! boner.

by Charles Sroufe February 16, 2009

homo erectus

An ancient species of primitive man who habitually walked about with huge boners, and had just one thing on their minds.

The homo erectus species faded out of existence fairly quickly due to their inherent failure in finding very many willing females to procreate their species. And you can't exactly blame the ladies, really --- after all, how many gals would wanna even *get near* a hulking hairy dude with a disgustingly-obvious and perpetually rock-hard schlong, let alone spread their legs for him??? I mean, seriously --- a lascivious stud should at least take the time to get to know a human heifer a little bit first, rather than just giving her a huge eager stupid "Gimme s'mass, baby!" grin and attempting to jump her bones the moment he first sets eyes on her!

by QuacksO April 23, 2018

Screaming erections

A hard cock screaming for immediate use!

Ben Dover had one of his screaming erections when he kissed Susie!

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

status erecticus

Term used to describe a prolonged erection with, seemingly, no end in sight.

Matt R. complained of status erecticus whenever he worked with Waseem.

by Kennedy Harper July 8, 2011

bonus erectus

Latin for a hard-on; boner; woody

Original form: Man, looking at that hot blonde sophomore gives me a woody.

Latin form: Man, looking at that hot blonde Cleopatra gives me a bonus erectus.

by DinoDave September 22, 2011

Erecty-est Erection of all fucking erections

When you look at something SO sexually stimulating that you would piss/cum out of your own dick from it

You start to feel in and it is rock hard and extra veiny

Oh my fucking God I have the erecty-est erection of all fucking erections

by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck October 10, 2021

Mexicanus Erectus

Noun, singular referring to Mexican career criminals who start fistfights at the slightest perceived offense.

"Sick graffiti, homes. That Mexicanus Erectus got pissed off."

by Juan del Frijol June 30, 2011