Definitions by Socrates52

rectitude 

That serious, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

The proctologist pulled on the latex glove and approached his patient with rectitude.

rectitude by Socrates52 October 18, 2013

Reality Deficit Disorder 

A chronic condition characterized by one's neck being surrounded by sphincter muscle, which renders the person unable to perceive, process or act upon reality. Also known as RDD.

Reality Deficit Disorder is epidemic in Washington, DC. I wonder if it will be covered under Obamacare.

Reality Deficit Disorder by Socrates52 August 1, 2011

pillow top six-pack 

A set of abdominal muscles, well-developed but hidden by a layer of fat 3/8 to 1/2 inch thick, just enough to hide the six-pack. May progress into Dunlap Disease, depending on eating habits and level of physical activity of the owner.

Hey Joe, if you're gonna compete in that bodybuilding contest, ya gotta lose the pillow top six-pack!

pillow top six-pack by Socrates52 July 31, 2011