3 definition by Dick Gottfried

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Of, or relating to the act of masturbation.
"Come to my masturbatory aerobics class tomorrow."
by Dick Gottfried September 29, 2003

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Combat between two male peni.
There's a dick-fu tournament tonight at the stadium!
by Dick Gottfried October 16, 2003

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The state of being erect.
"My erectitude lasted for 2 hours after I woke up, and I wasn't even thinking about sex!"
by Dick Gottfried September 29, 2003

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