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English Muffin Ass 

When a woman's pants are so tight you can see every nook and cranny from the cellulite in her ass and resembling the surface of an english muffin.
That girl either needs some new pants or needs to hit the treadmill cause she has some serious english muffin ass right now!

english muffin top 

A far more severe muffin top where several folds of fat spills over a women's pants creating various nooks and crannies.
There is enough butter in that girls English muffin top.

English muffin 

the act of oral sex performed on a woman while she defecates; a gender-reversal of the blumpkin
I heard Ru-Bear gave her the old English muffin last week. It didn't turn out too well for him.
English muffin by Silent Avenger February 6, 2010

english muffin 

An English girl's pussy
english muffin by Your Mom's Box October 6, 2003

English Muffin Pizza 

Probably one of the greatest foods in existence, extremely easy and quick to make. Toasted English Muffin, tomato sauce, cheese, + toppings. Put under the oven broiler until cheese is beginning to brown. Remove, eat, jizz in your pants, rinse and repeat.
Matt: Yo brb gonna go make some english muffin pizzas, swear man they're SOOOOO good. Loki: Fuck now i'm hungry and the average mexican taco won't satisfy me. Cody: Ayo P;
English Muffin Pizza by Hexing July 24, 2010

Sky the English Muffin 

A sky that stays up too late, particularly in the United Kingdom.
She always saw the Sky the English muffin, whenever she came on vacation.