cranny

a granny's crack

not to be confused with a nanny's crack, which is the difference of 50 years

A:so what did u do this weekend?
B:i shagged my granny
A:...i think im gonna hurl...
B:quick!...back into the cranny

by kidneyShank April 26, 2008

cranny

cranny is a big headed freak wiv big ugly balti stained teeth man!! smells aswell

yo wots dat smell man?!
must be cranny

by bil April 25, 2005

cranny

A term for a friend.

That girl is the cranny to my nook.

by Chelsea January 25, 2005

cranny

Wussy; Wimp; Chicken; No backbone

1."Bro I've been waiting for him to talk to me for days!"
"Don't worry about it, he's a big cranny."

2. "COME BEAT ME UP YOU BIG PILE OF CRANINESS!"

by Crigal April 15, 2008

Crannying

Crannying is using Google in order to find out answers to trivia questions and passing them off as your own.

Can you name someone who has been a team mate of Micah Richards, Santi Cazorla, Cristiano Ronaldo, Shay Given and Andrea Pirlo?

Someone answers "Giuseppe Rossi" after 10 seconds.

"Fucking hell, he's been Crannying again!"

by Banterberry April 05, 2015

Crannied

When a chauvinistic bastard who conforms to the capitalist agenda likes something (E.g. A song or band) and causes it to reach a point where nobody else can enjoy it.

Zac:"Hey have you heard the new avenged sevenfold song?"

Tom:"Nah, I don't listen to them, they've been crannied"

by CraigO November 13, 2012

Cranny

A tight or untainted vagina

"My flaccid penis mashed against the entry hole of her cranny."

"I bet Jesus had a tough time coming out of the Virgin Mary's cranny"

by Mattimus Van Gulick January 20, 2010