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emofaggotry 

emotive hardcore punk rock homosexuality at its finest and wrist slashing
X: Dude, I'm so gay for Hawthorne Heights that I cut my wrist and jerk off at the same time while bleeding to death... The world hates me.

Y: I don't think you have a life. Enjoy you emofaggotry
emofaggotry by WristSlasherXXX March 4, 2009
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Emobathe 

Codeword for "I'm gonna go take a quick dump and then hastily masterbate in your shower because the couch in the living room that I'm staying on right now isn't really conducive to that, for me, right now, especially. "
I can comfortably admit, that I found it crucial to emobathe 11 times today, I mean who hasn't spent an afternoon marinading in the spoils of their own imagination?
Emobathe by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

emotenuse 

Derived from the mathematical term "hypotenuce," it is the longest side of the right-angle triangle formed by the standard emo haircut; the sloped line covering one or both eyes created by the backward, angular mullet favored by emo clones.
The length of an emo crybaby's emotenuce can be calculated with the formula A squared plus B squared equals C squared; C being the variable representing the length of the emotenuse.
emotenuse by Marcus Solomon November 8, 2007

emotetry 

trite and overly emotional poetry usually describing heartbreak.
I can't stomach anyone else's emotetry, much less my own.
emotetry by screaminian January 22, 2011

egotainment 

N. entertainment provided by an individual whose sole purpose is self-indulgent and the glorification of the "personality" doing the entertaining.
Whenever I want a healthy dose of egotainment, I watch Tyra, Geraldo, Oprah or any American Idolatry.
egotainment by Stanky August 24, 2006
The act of leaving an IRC channel because your feelings have been hurt.
Quit loling at the pain of others, do you want to make him emopart?
emopart by amatus August 12, 2008