Emotarian 

A more descriptive and catchier synonym for emo progressive or puritopian.

An Emotarian usually arrives at all of their political positions through an emotional calculus rather than a rational one; a formula by which any issue can be understood through the lens of unyielding idealism, with little regard for history or precedent, and fiercely defended to the point where any pragmatic thinking or compromise must be viciously characterized as "selling out," even at the expense of some immediate political gain over previous political conditions. They are particularly prone to assigning bad faith and evil motive to any democratic President who refuses to make speeches that sound as if Noam Chomsky, Dennis Kucinich or Michael Moore wrote them.

Emotarians are upset with President Obama for threatening to use force against Syria. They believe all war is bad, thus, any use of force—or threat to use force—is unjustified, and further evidence that the President must be a malignant fascist tool of a global corporate plutocracy.

Emotarian by Shoqvalue September 10, 2013

Emotarian 

combination of the "emo" fad with the "vegetarian" movement- into a single group of people. (This is done for right wing meat eating gun toting men/women who want to save time when saying 'emo and vegetarians'. they are combined into one very similar easily hated group to save time)

Look at that damn emotarian over there whining about some crap that no one cares about... Go fall out.. boy. Try eating some freaking meat so I can't wrap my hands around your waist and squish you... or maybe you should just go painc at the disco.

Adopt a Emotarian: For every peice of meat they don't eat, you eat three.

Emotarian by Joe cartoon December 14, 2008

Entotarian 

Noun. One whose diet includes insects but no other meats

After trying and loving grasshopper tacos on her vacation in Mexico, Megan decided to amend her vegetarian diet and become an entotarian.

Sam is entotarian for moral reasons, as he objects to the cruelty of the factory farming industry.

Joe read that if we raised insects instead of livestock, we could reduce greenhouse emissions by 60%, so he became an entotarian to help the environment.

Entotarian by Snugasabug October 13, 2013

partime-etarian

A vegetarian that eats meat at BBQ's, weekend dinners and restaurants.

Sally tells everyone she's a vegetarian but after dating her for six weeks I can tell you she's really only a partime-etarian.

partime-etarian by gyrfalcon206 October 14, 2010

emtarkanderundersgunderson 

A name that overlooks the also great names of "Embrodak" and "Emerson". Come on guys, those names were hilarious too.

Em? What's that supposed to stand for?
Embrodak?
Emerson?
Emtarkanderundersgunderson?

emtarkanderundersgunderson by Rodney Basil October 20, 2003

Demotarian 

n. member of the left leaning Progressive Democratic Party who also holds dear the Libertarian Party values of self-determination and self-responsibility whilst also recognising life is rarely a continuous, straight upward climb and, if a safety net is required, it should be there for those who need it!

Not to ever be confused with Blue Dog Conservative Democrat. These are DINOs (democrats in Name Only) who espouse common sense but practise and embrace far right corporate dominance policies.

The Demotarian, recognising the difficult economy, was completely for the extension of unemployment beyond 99 weeks and against privatisation of prisons and schools.

Demotarian by ukprogressive June 29, 2011

emtarkanderundersgunderson 

Possible elongation of the name "em.", as discovered by Strong Bad whilst checking his email.

Teacher: Bobby?
Bobby: Here!
Teacher: Sally?
Sally: Here!
Teacher: Em?
Em: I go by emtarkanderundersgunderson.

emtarkanderundersgunderson by BJBandNerd04 July 30, 2003