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1. Someone who acts emotionless.

2. Someone with a personality that makes a potato look interesting.

3. Someone so sad that a potato looks very cheerful in comparison.

4. Ulquiorra Schiffer.
1. Vennession had no emotions to speak of, making her emotionless, and therefore an Emotato.

2. Ulquiorra Schiffer has a dead, bland personality, with the exception of calling everyone he meets trash, making him nearly 95% Emotato.

3. Ulquiorra Schiffer always looks so sad, like he needs a big hug and lots of chocolate, so sad that the baked potato I had for lunch looked extremely happy in comparison.

4. Ulquiorra Schiffer, Cuatro Espada.
Emotato by SaintVenn January 2, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
(noun) 1. A sad, or an emo, potato. 2. A person who is emo.

(adjective) a means of describing such a person.
"He's sad like a potato."
"So an emotato?"
emotato by Anten Oz January 11, 2009
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(noun) 1. A sad, or an emo, potato. 2. A person who is emo.

(adjective) a means of describing such a person.

Source:
"Sad like a potato" became shortened to "emotato".
"Edgeworth is sad like a potato."

"He's such an emotato, you'd think the world was ending."
emotato by Anten Oz January 11, 2009

elmotato 

Elmotato is an adjective used to describe someone very handsome and smart.
Person: You are so elmotato!
elmotato by drtfyuio December 14, 2021

emotagonist

n. One who, in there self-pitying self-loathing (such as a teenieemobopper), turns their remorse into agression and lashes out at those around them.

v. The act of heavily guilt-tripping a person by use of self-pity, esp. when the guilt shall actively harm or upset the guilted; "emotagaonism"

emo + antagonist
aggro + angst
That Raz is such an emotagonist, he got dumped so he beat the shit out of his ex.
emotagonist by le fou October 2, 2006

Emotation 

adding tation to the end of the word emo just makes it so much cooler. You say emotation when someone or something is being excessively emo.
Summerboo : (walks into zumiez) what is this emotation store?
Nerden : its not emo its cool
Salesperson: what? emo? lol its just a store.
Summerboo : no its emotation look at the songs you have on
Nerden : you cant label a store emotation
Summerboo: yes i can. i can call anything emotation cause im summerboo
Emotation by nerden (nemo) 2 March 6, 2010

emoattorney 

emoattorney is the most annoying person on tiktok. they only care about attorneys and getting views. they are maya fey’s REAL girlfriend (real)
emoattorney collects too many pokémon cards
emoattorney by lesboninjago March 14, 2022
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