emotard

A reference to all emo kids in general. Being that emo is a false genre compiled from bits of other (valid) musical subcultures into a uniquely bland, and unoriginal composite, emo is "retarded," the combination of "emo" and "retard" becomes the redundant, but accurate slur.

All those emo kids who think they are being original by looking like each other and pretending to be so emotionally deep are really self-deluded emotards.

emotard by Marcus Solomon November 28, 2007

emotard

Derived from emo as a subculture label, and retard used as a derogatory statement not peticularly connected to mental inability. Used most commonly by those who hate emo kids because they use stereotypes against everyone they meet.

An 'emotard' is inflicted with the same (false) connotations as emo because of the media and a respectively small percentage of emo kids who do fit the stereotype, to fit in with their peers.
-over emotive
-cries alot
-cuts themselves to show people
-writes poetry/songs
-is in an emo (hardcore/softcore) band
-wears emo fashion'

Many emo kids have taken the name in good humour and use it between friends with no negative connotations.

"Go away and cry you emotard, and listen to some real music like metal!"

"Hey fellow emotard! How was the maths exam?"

emotard by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life July 24, 2008

emotard

A person who has become so severely restricted in understanding emotion that they can no longer receive it or give it out. This ultimately leads to the shut down of the part of the brain that processes emotion and the person becoming totally oblivious.

My boyfriend is such an emotard! I've been trying to tell him I love him for three weeks now and he still has no idea.

emotard by Jessica February 22, 2004

Emotard

An individual who is emotionally retarted/disturbed for unknown reasons

Why is he acting like a emotard?

Dude, smile, stop being an emotard!

Emotard by pi3dets May 18, 2010

Emotard

”EMOTARD” having emotional fears that retard ones cognitive reasoning.
Emotional Retardation is a social psychosis pandemic that overwhelms a persons cognitive reasoning and ability to utilise common logic. Emotardation manifests from a persons delusional fears associated with indoctrinated beliefs formed from unreserved trust in main stream media propaganda often leading to a lifelong addiction in fear porn.

The emotard was seen buying excessive amounts of toilet paper and alcohol to hibinate in self isolation but forgot to buy food.

Emotard by Gyroist April 17, 2020

Exotard 

People with an inability to eliminate "xo" from their written correspondence, particularly in signatures.

Can't wait to see you! xoxo I'm an exotard!

Exotard by ponypossy February 19, 2009

ecotard 

Someone so enamored with ecology that they cannot understand common sense or reality.

Example; Ecotards = idiots that burn down wood-frame buildings under construction to protest environmental policies. This irresponsible and short sighted act, not to mention being highly illegal, puts innocent lives at risk, wastes forest products that it would appear that they would want to protect, causes air and ground water pollution, causes increased insurance costs to the entire building industry and related increased building costs to society as a whole. These are some of the issues that an Ecotard does not comprehend in their single-minded and ill-conceived quest to "protect" the environment.

ecotard by Left Coast April 28, 2008