emergencium! 

Emergency calcium. The term commonly used when describing sicssor milk, or Sizilk.

"I need some emergencium!"

"...Some what!?"

emergencium! by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD July 30, 2023

emergencig 

A ciggarette related emergency. This is different for eveyone, and is completely dependent on one's smoking habit. An emergencig can be anywhere from having one more ciggarette left to having one more pack left.

Yo man, we have an emergencig on our hands, lets head down to the bodega and scoop up some stoggies!

emergencig by Dmitry K December 26, 2008

emergentism 

The belief that the present emerges from the future.

The obverse of determinism.

Emergentism is the obverse of determinism.

It would reject historical materialism.

emergentism by sandraxine September 14, 2018

emergencig 

A ciggarette related emergency. This is different for eveyone, and is completely dependent on one's smoking habit. An emergencig can range from having one more ciggarette left to having one more pack left.

Yo man, we have an emergencig on our hands, lets head down to the bodega and scoop up some stoggies!

emergencig by Dmitry K. June 24, 2007

emergalcium 

It's a calcium emergency when you're trying to be efficient with your speech.

Daniel: Why did you...
Hoodie Guy: Emergalcium. Osteoriknyone.

emergalcium by CursedCypher151 January 28, 2024

Emergencientious 

Used to describe something that seems urgent or serious without actually being an emergency.

The team’s emergencientious planning over a minor scheduling issue wasted half the morning.

Her sudden panic over the missing stapler was completely emergencientious.

Emergencientious by JJdaCuber September 2, 2025

Emergencientious 

Used to describe something that seems urgent or serious without actually being an emergency.

The team’s emergencientious planning over a minor scheduling issue wasted half the morning.

Her sudden panic over the missing stapler was completely emergencientious.

Emergencientious by JJdaCuber September 2, 2025