emergencium! 

Emergency calcium. The term commonly used when describing sicssor milk, or Sizilk.

"I need some emergencium!"

"...Some what!?"

emergencium! by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD July 30, 2023

emergencig 

A ciggarette related emergency. This is different for eveyone, and is completely dependent on one's smoking habit. An emergencig can be anywhere from having one more ciggarette left to having one more pack left.

Yo man, we have an emergencig on our hands, lets head down to the bodega and scoop up some stoggies!

emergencig by Dmitry K December 26, 2008

emergentism 

The belief that the present emerges from the future.

The obverse of determinism.

Emergentism is the obverse of determinism.

It would reject historical materialism.

emergentism by sandraxine September 14, 2018

emergencig 

A ciggarette related emergency. This is different for eveyone, and is completely dependent on one's smoking habit. An emergencig can range from having one more ciggarette left to having one more pack left.

Yo man, we have an emergencig on our hands, lets head down to the bodega and scoop up some stoggies!

emergencig by Dmitry K. June 24, 2007

emergalcium 

It's a calcium emergency when you're trying to be efficient with your speech.

Daniel: Why did you...
Hoodie Guy: Emergalcium. Osteoriknyone.

emergalcium by CursedCypher151 January 28, 2024

meta-emergentism 

Proposal that free will is asymmetric self-similarity-from-the-future.

Whereas emergentism is NOT emergence meta-emergentism is meta-emergence.

meta-emergentism by fightfacilities November 7, 2020

stochastic-emergentism 

A paradigm in which momentum comes from the future; whereas force comes from the past.

Stochastic-emergentism declares that whereas momentum is unevenly distributed along a line; force is evenly distributed along a line.

This means that force is unevenly distributed along a plane.

The uneven distribution of force along a plane manifests itself as temperature change.

stochastic-emergentism by fightfacilities November 15, 2020