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ellertson

To be wrinkly with a short yet stout and girthy penis. Plenty of the time referred to as a goon stick. When not going through his passions, an ellertson loves to practice the sexual preferences of self suck, edging, gooning, as well as jelqing.

Ex: person A” Broo i have had such a stressful week i think it’s time a pull an ellertson”

Person B “ alright home skillet, as long as you keep the self suck to your self, but if your gonna goon make sure to invite me”
it’s time to pull an ellertson man, my month has been quite stressful.
by edgemaster76 February 19, 2024
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Jeremy Elbertson

Jeremy Elbertson (born on hobbit day) is a Homunculus who often goes by the name “Jerma985”.
I heard that Jeremy Elbertson guy ZERKED OFF in front of the entire human race on stream!!?!!??!
by The-Red-Thing November 8, 2021
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Elberton

Elberton, Georgia. Granite Capital of the World, a small town located in north GA near the SC border. Population 5,000ish. Isolated from interstates, many daydream about leading a glamourous life elsewhere when they graduate. You can drive across town in under 5 minutes if the green lights are with you.

Any shopping to be done beyond a grocery store or Walmart tends to happen in Athens or Atlanta, GA or Anderson, SC. The high school football stadium is one of the most unique in the country seating 20,000 on huge granite blocks. The high school mascot is the Blue Devil.

A quiet town where gossip travels fast, but there are wonderful, lifelong friends to be made. Many families live in the town for generations.

The Richard B. Russell hydroelectric dam on the Savannah River is a point of pride & there are many beautiful scenic areas for outdoor recreation. There are many fast food restaurants, but nice, sit-down establishments tend to struggle in this market. The churches are an important part of the social life as are numerous small businesses. Real estate is cheaper in Elberton, but turnover is correlated to the lower number of buyers. Occasionally, you can feel the ground shake if you are near a quarry when it is blasting out new blocks of granite.

You'll likely develop an appreciation for the peaceful, slower way of life in Elberton.

Another town of the same name is found in the state of Washington.
They drove to Atlanta to look for prom dresses because Elberton didn't have any.

Gee frickin' whiz, I knew I should've made that phone call back when I was passing through Athens, because coverage sucks around Elberton!

Did you know that Old Dan Tucker in that folk song was from Elberton?

Come to the football game at the Granite Bowl in Elberton Friday night; it will be fun!

Elberton is the real Granite Capital of the World even though New Hampshire tries to claim that honor too.

Elberton has one four lane highway, but confused outsiders tend to define it as a five lane due to the presence of the center turning lane.

No matter how far young folks roam outside of Elberton, most tend to like coming back to visit their hometown from time to time.

Do you think there will ever be a viable sit-down restaurant in the old "Cattletown"/"Gardens" building in Elberton?
by Hip Mama February 6, 2010
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Ellefson

Group of African tribesman infected with Elephantitus, the leader Chikachan, and his only son and heir to the throne, Eriherih they were exterminated by a rogue pack of elephants. In their lifetime they influenced their tribe greatly with their musical beats much similar to today's "Hip Hop". Some say Chikachan and Eriherih were responsible for all the popular music today.
"Fool, deez beats be like hella ellefson and shiiiii."
by Real Gangsta Shiiiiii July 3, 2009
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Anne Margaret Eilertsen

Anne Margaret Eilertsen is the definition of a boss and is sooooo amazingly hot.
Anne Margaret Eilertsen has supper luscious hair
by not available....karlobio November 15, 2011
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Tyler Ellerton

Badass and legend. There are stories of him killing an entire ISIS camp with a pencil and surviving three weeks in Antarctica with no clothes. Not just strong but also very smart winning the noble prize 20 times in a row. But he is generous and has gave the runner up his award. He is also an legendary athlete and is said to been the inspiration for Messi and Ronaldo. Once a kid was getting bullied and Tyler gave the kid some advice and a signed shirt. That kid is now Kylian Mpabbe. Overall legend and the greatest thing to exist since the word nigger.
Tyler ellerton
by Sjjehrhshaotks June 15, 2019
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Ellenson

To cite crowd-sourced reference materials as admissible evidence in court.
The Ellenson Defense pardoned boastful rap lyrics as metaphorical murder, not actual criminal act
by jameslawyer July 13, 2018
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