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Group of African tribesman infected with Elephantitus, the leader Chikachan, and his only son and heir to the throne, Eriherih they were exterminated by a rogue pack of elephants. In their lifetime they influenced their tribe greatly with their musical beats much similar to today's "Hip Hop". Some say Chikachan and Eriherih were responsible for all the popular music today.
"Fool, deez beats be like hella ellefson and shiiiii."
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Dave Ellefson 

SPECIALTY: Bass guitar/Back-up vocals
BIRTHDAY: November 12
FIRST BAND: Killers
PROFILE: Minneapolis native David Ellefson met Dave Mustaine in early 1983 when Dave Mustaine threw a potted plant through his apartment building window. The pair soon put out Killing is My Business... And Business is Good in 1985. Since Megadeth's beginning, the Dave and David partnership has remained constant. He admits he can't stand "spineless worms" (you know who you are)
"I'm in this business for the reason that Megadeth was in this business and that's because of attitude, integrity, and music" -Dave Ellefson
Dave Ellefson by B1g_W1ener March 27, 2021
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