To be wrinkly with a short yet stout and girthy penis. Plenty of the time referred to as a goon stick. When not going through his passions, an ellertson loves to practice the sexual preferences of self suck, edging, gooning, as well as jelqing.

Ex: person A” Broo i have had such a stressful week i think it’s time a pull an ellertson”

Person B “ alright home skillet, as long as you keep the self suck to your self, but if your gonna goon make sure to invite me”

“it’s time to pull an ellertson man, my month has been quite stressful.

ellertson by edgemaster76 February 19, 2024

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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